Saturday, July 11, 2009

Via CNET: Item Not As Described

Original link via CNETItem Not As Described. All of the items are illustrated. It's worth paging through. Some of my favs below.

Item Not As Described - a blog that (tagline: Free is a Four-Letter Word) has dedicated itself to examining some of the free offers on Craigslist. Specifically, the site exists to expose the worst of the free in the Land of the Free.

A woman giving away Bibles. She obviously had been a Beanie Baby collector. The snark: putting a deposit down on a creek front retirement home in North Dakota, based on the dolls' worth.

We spoke to her: “Eventually, the deposit on the cabin was lost, and my faith went with it. Sure, bad things happen to good people, but when it gets this bad, well, what do you expect? If my green bear won’t even bring 50 cents at a yard sale, you’re not convincing me there’s a God.”

A DC area resident seemingly willing to fool their blind kid with a Lil Wayne impersonator at his birthday party.

Here is the kicker my son is blind so you don't need to look like the rapper just sound like him.

From Alaska, a half-eaten package of Martha Stewart's Pork Meatballs.

Free to a good home. I ate most of the first pack but they were too “porky” for my taste. They are frozen so they are still edible if not “porky”. Personally I think Martha could have done better.

An old couch (pictured) that has seen better days. Take a look and pick your own favorites, you might even furnish that spare room, or grab a "Bited" (sic) Bidet while you're at it.

The two people who used this couch - every day for years - clearly didn’t like each other much: note how far apart their respective head stains are. It’s too bad, really, because they obviously had a lot in common. If two people both love Jheri-Curl that much, shouldn’t they be able to get beyond their trivial differences? One to grow on, courtesy Item Not As Described.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Laugh of the Day: Better Medicine Than ObaCare

H/T to Joan of Argghh! For this by Crabby Old Fart:

Just this morning I was confronted with the disturbing sight (of) a young woman with the word “bootylicious” scrawled across her derriere. I don’t know what the Hell it means but I stand by my assertion that if your ass is large enough to accommodate a twelve letter word it may not be a feature you wish to draw additional attention to.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Obama To Be Named In Suit?

Oh, to be a fly on those courtroom walls!

WASHINGTON -- The widow of the housefly murdered by Barack Obama during a recent CNBC television interview announced this morning that she would be filing a wrongful death suit against the President in federal district court. The plaintiff brief -- citing pain, suffering and loss of income -- seeks a formal apology and compensatory damages, including an unspecified quantity of xxxx.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Gay Marriage Opponent Topless Photos Leaked

Ha A chest so good, you see stars? Or not!

Outspoken beauty pageant winner denies implants

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Emanuel and the Rahmettes?

What is Limbaugh trying to say here, exactly? lol

Rahm Emanuel is the power behind the throne -- and don't let his effeminate nature and his ballerina past mislead you on this. He may look effeminate (he was a ballerina at one time) but he has the feral instincts of a female rat defending its young. Well, take a look. When Emanuel and Carville and Begala are together (and I've seen pictures) it looks like a reunion of the Village People. (singing) Y! M! C! A! They are really the official greeters in Roswell, New Mexico, in Area 51 where Carville was born.

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Et Tu, Iowahawk?

Iowahawk has some uncharacteristically harsh, but typically well lubricated words for the Tea Party crowd.

Thanks to the new housing bailout plan, happy days are here again for America's sub-prime borrowing community -- but Iowahawk's Dave Burge warns that national recovery is now threatened by deadbeat tax protesters who failed to understand the rules of the game

Friday, February 20, 2009

Rut Roh - An Open Mic Moment?

Some of you may remember Kathleen Parker, the "conservative" DC pundit who trashed Palin and is now palling around with Obama?

Recently Michelle advised "Get a room" after Parker completed a spin on Air Force One. This alleged open mic moment as AF 1 was coming in to land suggests they might not need a room, after all. Yes we can?

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Oh. My. God.

So, I'm thinking. Yeah, she's 57 but ... and Uruguary is kind of exotic. So why not try Google.

MY EYES!!!!!!!!

Sure politics can be seedy.  Spitzer and his prostitute, Clinton and his affair, and the list goes on.  But usually, politicians are at least trying to keep their scandalous behavior under wraps.

Well, maybe not Uruguary's interior minister, Daisy Tourne.

On her Facebook page, Tourne, 57, published a photo of herself in the shower above the caption, "there's nothing more natural than a woman in the shower," according to El Pais, Montevideo newspaper (as reported by The Telegraph).

Sunday, February 08, 2009

Oba-Roadkill

If you haven't been paying attention, Obama's press dude has been getting steamrolled by the White House press corp. The guy almost makes McClellan look competent.

See what they're doing to Bambi. Hilarious.

Monday, February 02, 2009

Superbowl Minute

One the NFL might prefer you not see. ha

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