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Video: Mitt Gets Word That Perry Didn't Drop Out

Content warning for text-based harsh language.

If you don't appreciate extremely politically incorrect humor, please pass this by. It is intended solely as humor, no hard feelings. But no sacred cows, either. You've been warned. NRO, Mitt, Huntsman, Rove, Lowry, Ponnuru, Erickson, Rubin, Texas and even Stacy McCain makes a cameo appearance. Just good political punditry fun, fun, fun, however twisted!

I Fell In A Vat Of Chocolate

While doing a Big Government story earlier, I noticed that Anonymous suggested you yell fire if you're being raped during a violent overthrow of the government because more people will come to help.

Occupy-Linked Hacker Group Anonymous Releases Survival Guide For Violent Revolution

In case of rape: Yell “FIRE”, not “help”, as more people will react to it.

It reminded me of this 2.5 minute long Smothers Brothers bit that still cracks me up when I hear it.

A Few Words On Our Nation's Profound Loss

According to lastest reports, the Teleprompter of the United States, affectionately known as T.O.T.U.S. to friends, fans, and foe, alike, ... is lost.

When you see President Obama speak, there is a pretty typical setup including the presidential seal on a podium, the see-thru Teleprompter and a portable sound system. Thieves saw the truck carrying that equipment and couldn't resist the target.

Early word out of MSNBC suggests all boom mics will remain at half-staff as our nation attempts to deal with this tragic development. The White House assures that they are on top of this and, whatever it takes, even if it means giving a few Occupy Wall Street schmucks a job with Sharpies and legal pads, the Republic will endure. Whether they themselves will hold up every inspirational word needed for Barry to read as he guides us all through this terrible crisis remains unclear.

Some have suggested Vice President Biden's usual "kick me" sign Barry is said to make him wear may temporarily be replaced with any text the President needs to read to ensure America he is all that and a bag of chips, if not more. However, complete details of any contingency planning remain unclear for now.

Courage, folks. As for TOTUS, our heart-felt prayers for a speedy recovery, while knowing that, no matter what, our proud Republic will endure. These are the times that try men's souls and reading glasses, to be sure.

Saudi womanhood behind the wheel at last!

By Sissy Willis of sisu

According to Wikipedia, "Women are forbidden to drive in Saudi Arabia per a 1990 fatwā (religious ruling)." So what's a Sharia-compliant gal to do when she wants to run down to the mall to pick up a few things but there's no male relative to chauffeur her? Share the joy of the monarchy's "First  Woman Driver (Sharia Approved)." It may not be quite up to speed with Female Formula One, but in its way "Saudi Arabia's Sharia-Approved Car for Women!" refuels the venerable woman-driver joke with a fresh burst of energy. Enjoy the ride!

"People>F>Frank, Barney" says New York Times

By Sissy Willis of sisu

Poor Barney Frank, yoked to sisu and Patterico's Pontifications, among others, in the bowels of the New York Times "Topics" pages under "People>F>Frank, Barney:

We don't know how the Times decides which "Headlines Around the Web" get paired with their people-in-the-news bio pages, but whoever it is has a sense of humor. We notice Scott Brown's in there, but Sean Bielat, Frank's dashing young challenger for the "People's Seat" of MA District 4, hasn't made the list. That may change after November 2. Speaking of change, Barney doesn't want the focus to be on him and his record, so he's trying to change the subject, but Sean's not letting him get away with that any more. Click here to help Sean and the people of Massachusetts say Bye Bye Barney …

Read full post here.

Who knew Barney Frank could be this much fun?

"I'm sorry. Can I finish the sentence? … On what planet do you spend most of your time? … You're not going to see the collapse that you see when people talk about a bubble." No need to make this stuff up. Filmmaker extraordinaire Ladd Ehrlinger — auteur of the viral internet masterpiece "Young Mattie Fein" — uses Barney Frank's own bluster for script and voiceover in Sean Bielat's fun and funny new internet ad, The Barney Shuffle, launched via Twitter a couple of hours ago. Unlike Barney, "I don't need to dance around the issues," says Sean. "I'm running for Congress, and I approve this ad." We laughed out loud and found ourselves all smiles. If you approve, click here to contribute to Sean's campaign for the win.

By Sissy Willis of sisu

Who knew Barney Frank could be this much fun? Thanks to the Tea Party tsunami that's got incumbents of both parties nationwide looking over their shoulders, together with the throw-the-bums-out momentum of our own Brown Revolution, the power-besotted fuddy-duddy of Massachusetts District 4 is running scared …

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Time To Write Erick Erickson Off, I guess

Dude, did you really think you could get away with sneaking out to Obama rallys, while editing Redstate? Heh!

 

 

Left's Pathetic Attack On Republican Iott For German Re-enactment Participation

Led by the increasingly pathetic Atlantic, the Left is attacking Republican House Candidate Rich Iott for having participated in military re-enactemnt activities as a German soldier. Iott is running in OH - 9. His website. More on Iott and progressive incumbent Marcy Kaptur, one of the Stupak 11, here.

They are unfairly trying to paint Iott as a Nazi. From History of War On Line, here is a list of reenactment groups focused on the German army. It's about military history, not Nazism, not that the Left has any real fondness for the former, either. But this is what they do, it's who they are - they'll smear anyone for anything if they think it might help them hold onto power.

Army Group South - Reenactment in Australia
Großdeutschland, 7 Kompanie - East Coast
Beltring War & Peace website
Ostbattalion, 352.Infanteriedivision - Singapore
1./Feldgendarmerie Abt. 541 - "Chain-dog" New England
Grenadier Regiment 980 - PA, NJ, and New England
OSTFRONT - 22. INFANTERIE REG
25.Panzergrenadier Division - Indiana and Illinois
45.Infanterie-Division, 135.Regiment - NJ, DE and PA
15.Infanterie Regiment, 29.Panzer Grenadier Division - Tennessee
Axis WWII Discussion Group
Panzeraufklärungs-Abteilung 11 / 11.Panzer-Division - East Coast
2.Kompanie, Panzergrenadier Reg 110, 11.Panzer Division  - US
Der Erste Zug - 352nd, 272nd, 71st, 11th Infanterie Divisions - East Coast
Kriegspfarrer, portrayal of the German Chaplain - US

1st SS Panzer Division, "Die Leibstandarte" - (US)
1.LSSAH, Aufklärungs Abteilung 1, 1st SS Panzer Division - Texas.
Schwere SS-Panzerabteilung 101 - Europe
1.SS-Division "LSSAH", Aufklärungs Abteilung 1 - Arizona
1.SS-Division, 11.Komp., 2.SS-Panzergrenadier Regiment - East Coast
1.SS-Division "LSSAH", 2./SS-Pionier Battalion 1 - East Coast
2.SS-Division "Das Reich", 2.SS-Panzer Aufklärungs - Nth East & Canada
2.SS-Division "Das Reich", SS-Panzer Pionier Bat. 2 - Idaho
Second Battle Group - English
4th.SS-Panzergrenadier Regiment "Der Führer" - Michigan, Indiana, & Illinois
4th SS Panzer Grenadier Division - New Jersey, East Coast
2nd.SS Division, "Das Reich" - Michigan, Indiana, and Illinois
2nd.SS Panzerdivision, "Das Reich" - Minnesota
2.SS Division "Das Reich" - New England
2nd SS division "Das Reich
2.SS Division “Das Reich” - East Coast
2nd SS Panzer Division
2./SS-Panzer Pionier Bat. 5, 5.SS Division, "Wiking" - US
6.SS-Gebirgs-Division "Nord" - IN
9.Kompanie, 3.SS-Panzergrenadier Regiment, "Deutchland" - New England
9.SS-Division "Hohenstaufen" -  East Coast
12.Kompanie, 3.SS-Panzergrenadier Rgt. “Deutschland” - East Coast
9.SS Division, "Hohenstaufen" - East-coast US.
9./20.SS-PanzGren Reg, 9.SS Division, "Hohenstaufen"  Michigan & Indiana
10th SS Panzer Division Frundsberg 3rd Kompanie Reconnaissance
7.Kp, II./23.SS Panzergrenadier Regiment "Norge" - Ohio
12.SS Division, "Hitlerjungend" 25th PG, Kompnie 4 - Minnesota
12th. SS-Panzergrenadier Regiment 25, Kompanie 1 - East Coast
12.SS-Division "Hitlerjugend" (CHG): California
14th SS division Galicia (Nr.1 Ukrainian) 30th SS regiment - California
16.SS-Division, "Reichsführer-SS" - Australia
1.Kompanie, I./Panzergrenadier Rgt. 25, 12.SS "Hitlerjugend" - UK
17.SS Division, "Götz von Berlichingen" - Arizona.
17.SS Division, "Götz von Berlichingen" - Pennsylvania
SS-Panzer Aufklärungs Abt. 17, "Götz von Berlichingen" - Pennsylvania
102. schwere SS-Panzer Abteilung, Aufklarungs-Zug - PA & OH.
British Free Corps - Based in OH specializing in British volunteers in the SS
5th SS Wiking German Reenactment
SS Fallschrimjäger Batl. 500/600 (UK)
SS-Fallschirmjäger Bat. 500 & 600 - Florida
99th SS Fallshirmjäger Einsatzgruppen - National
Totenkopf - UK

German Navy (Kriegsmarine)
Kriegsmarine Küstenabteilung - TX & OK
Kriegsmarine Küstenabteilung Atlantik, Coastal Artillery - France

Axis Re-enactment Society - Das Reich

2nd Panzer Division - Chicagoland & Midwest
2nd Panzerdivision, Panzergrenadier Regiment 2 - SE Canada
2nd Panzerdivision, 38.Panzer Pionier Bat - Combat enginee, Ohio
3.Panzer Grenadier Division - 8.Regiment(mot) - Northeast US
4th.Gebirgsjäger Division - Midwest
5th.Gebirgsjäger Division, GJR.100 - Ohio
11th Panzer-Division, Panzeraufklärungs-Abteilung 11 - East Coast
11th Panzer Division, 1./Panzerjäger Abt. 61 - CO & NM
21st Panzer Division - California
21st Panzerdivision, Pz.Gren.Regiment.192 - Germany
33rd Infantry Division, Infanterie Regiment 104 - Midwest
29th Panzergrenadier Division, Infanterie Regiment 15 -  Tennessee.
44th Infantry Division, Inf Reg 134, "Hoch- und Deutschmeister" - Southeast
44th Infantry Division, Regiment 131 - North Carolina
45th Infanterie-Division, Infanterie Regiment 135 - NJ, NY and PA
79th Infanterie-Division, 3.Kompanie, Infanterie-Regiment 226 - East Coast
98th Infanterie-Division - Florida
116th Panzerdivision "Windhund", 3./PzJgAbt. 228 - Germany
116th Panzer Division, Panzer Grenadier Regiment "Windhund" - Midwest
116th Panzer Division, Windhund - (UK) ****
116 Panzer Division, 60 PzGrReg, 3 Komp - Holland
216th Infantry Division, Grenadier Regiment 980  - PA, NJ, & New England
250th Infanterie-Division, Spanish Blue Division - Ohio
272 Infanterie Division - US Pacific Northwest, Oregon
272.Volksgrenadier Division (e-mail link) - PA
352nd Infanterie-Division - OH
352nd Infantry Division, OstBattalion43 - Singapore
1/Kp Panzer Grenadier Division Página principal - Spain
7 Kompanie Grossdeutschland - USA
Gefechtstroß - Großdeutschland Combat Trains - USA
AG Panzer Grenadier Regiment 192 - Germany

Panzergrenadier Regiment 110, USA
1./Feldgendarmerie Abt. 541 - New England

15th Reg/29th Panzergrenadier Tennessee
43rd Sturm Pionier Florida

134th Grenadier Regiment Hoch-und Deutschmeister - Atlanta

1/Feldgendarmerie Abt.541
Grenadier Regiment 980
Panzergrenadier Regiment 110, 11 Panzer Div

Axis 42, Mediterranean, Paratroopers (UK)
Fallschirmjaeger Regiment of Washington
FALLSCHIRMJAGER REGIMENT 2 (UK)
Pionier-Batallion 1, 1.Fallschirmjäger Division -  Pennsylvania
Luftlande Sturmregiment - New Jersey, Pennsylvania, & New York
Fallschirmpionierbattalion 5 - Germany
5./Fallschirmjäger Regiment 6 - Midwest & East Coast
15th Kompanie - Fallschirmjäger Regiment 5 - California
Fallschirm-Pionier-Battalion 5 - Germany
Traditionskompanie Fallschirmjäger Regiment 6 - German
2.Kompanie,Fusilier Batalion.16,16.Luftwaffe Field Division (E-mail link) NC
II/Panzergrenadier Regiment 1, Panzer Division "Hermann Göring" - US
Luftwaffe Aircrew Reenactors Association - Living history group US
18.Feld Division (Luftwaffe) "Göring's Grenadiers" US
Fallschirmjäger Regiment 19, 7 Fallschirmjäger Division - Midwest
Greendevils - Fallschirmjäger Kampfgruppe Martz - East Coast
8th and 18th Luftwaffe Field Division - Eastern States
3.K, Fallschirm-Pionier-Bat 1, 1.Fallschirmjäger Division - Pennsylvania
Luftlande Sturmregiment - New Jersey, Pennsylvania, & New York
2.Fallschirmjäger Division - Mid-West
16.Luftwaffe Felddivision, 1.Kompanie, Fusilier Battalion 16 - Southeast
17.Luftwaffe Felddivision - California
Luftwaffe Aircrew Reenactors Association - US
Ramcke Fallschirmjager Brigade - UK
IG Fallschirmpioniere - Germany
4th Gebirgsjäger Division, TSG
The Frontline Association - Mainly portraying Fallschirmjager Regiment 9

Infantry Reg 27, 12th Infantry Div (UK) Currently offline
2/Pz.Aufkl.Abt Grossdeutschland (UK)
916 Grenadier Regiment (UK)

2nd Battlr Group SS (UK)
Battle Group South (Ireland)
Sanitätsabteilung 82 - Medical Unit
Feldgendarmerie 39 - 45 Military Police (UK)

The Herman Goring Living History Ass (UK)
Luftwaffe Society (UK)
27th Regiment, 12th Infantry Division, Das Heer (UK)
Tiger 1, Kampfgruppe StahlKrieger - Panzer crews & panzergrenadiers (UK)
Ramcke Fallschirmjager Brigade - Afrika Corps (UK)
Green Devils of Carentan FJR6 - German paratroopers (UK)
2nd Panzer Division, Feldgendarmerie Trupp 82 - Military police (UK)
Panzer Füsilier Regiment Großdeutschland - (UK)
2/Pz.Aufkl.Abt.Grossdeutschland - (UK)
2/KP Panzer Grenadier Rgt Großdeutschland - (UK)
10 SS Division "Frundsberg", 21 Reg, 3 Komp. - UK
Sturmgeschütz Brigade XII Motorised artillary - (UK)
The 39-45 Living History Society - Mainly german, includes one british (UK)
Kompanie1: WWII Re-enactment Society - Includes the following:
*** 12th SS Panzer Division ***
*** Fallschrimjäger Regiment 3 ***
*** Panzer Lehr Division ***
*** US 82nd Airborne ***
*** SS Field Police ***
*** Royal Norfolks ***

FL Newspaper: Ron Klein really messed up his chances against Allen West

- Jennifer of Cubachi

This must be Ron Klein's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

After the democrat party in Florida revealed Allen West's social security number, things seem to go downhill for the democrat. West is rising in the polls, he is earning millions in donations, he has clever ad postings around the FL-22 district of Klein as Nancy Pelosi's puppet, and is a Youtube sensation among conservatives across the country.

The Palm Beach Post's editorial board left the impression that Allen West has practically won this race for House seat in Florida's 22nd district thanks to the incompetence of the Klein campaign and the Florida democrat party. They even wrote that Klein's "recklessness" does not grant him the right to accuse West of such a thing. The wheels are coming off.

Taiwanese animators give MSNBC a run for its money

- Jennifer of Cubachi

H/T: NickMarschel on Twitter

Taiwanese animators have another funny video about the Delaware elections, the main players, and the establishment's reaction. If only American news can be this humorous. Actually, we have MSNBC for that. Although they seem to be unintentionally facetious in their reportage.