So I see this tweet about Miley Cyrus saying Twitter should be banned. Okay, pathetic confession - I've never actually seen the girl before this video, though obviously I know the name. So, I look her up on Wiki, as I knew she was a kid. She's 17?
In between trying to pick a food particle out of her teeth with her fingers, she tells how her latest song was actually only cut for her clothing line and, like, um, like, like, um, her movie is coming out and she's trying to reach an older audience at this point in her career. And, well, college might be cool if she ever has time to, um, like you know, check it out and stuff.
American popular culture is so upside down and freaking screwed. And I got old. I don't know which sux worse sometimes. ; )
PS - If she isn't careful, she'll be a wealthy fat dumb ass by thirty-five, assuming she makes it past the crank use in her early middle years. I don't care how grounded she may or may not be. But I do hope it works out better than that.

