Best Obama Photo Caption Contest, Evah?

Updated to h/t Rose-Anna Danna on Twitter. I forgot, I was laughing too hard.

Barry, your arms are too short to box with God. Bring the gotdamned O-brella under the gate!

 

Comments

[Mike's America]

And somehow this man is qualified to be President?

[politicaljules]

The American people are right. You are a moron.

[RoseDanna]

Here let me crouch down while you toss it over the top of the gate

[politicaljules]

For the first time in my life I am ashamed to be the First Lady.

[Linda Slaughter]

Barry, let go of that thing. You you don't know anything about machinery!

[carol]

Aw Barry, it's just a damn umbrella. Can't you get anything right?

[joyMc]

Barry for heaven's sake, just tell the top of the gate to move.

[david r]

"I don't care about how good a deal it was, fool. If Dick Cheney owned it, I a'int standing under it!"

[Randy_G]

Barri, only Mary Poppins could fly from roof to roof!

[Dan Riehl]

Barry, my hair's gonna friz!

[Ricky]

I don't understand. My powers should be making it pass through...

[spoon boy]

don't try to bend the spoon barry

[Ad rem]

Dan... That'll teach Michelle to step out without one of her wigs. (Didn't they just jump over a broom in the old days?)

[Teresa in Fort Worth, TX]

"Barry, you know if I get wet, I'm gonna melt...."

[FenelonSpoke]

Fear not, Michelle. My super miraculous powers will keep the umbrella up as well as stopping the seas from rising.

[time to rise up]

Now is the time, now is the moment for steel bars to rise! What a moron this guy is!

[smitty]

So he maneuvers the umbrella over the bar.
I don't think this comes anywhere near "Waiter, there's a fly on my dupe."

[Neo]

I've been thinking of a career as an insurance salesman with The Travelers.

[Cheryl Anne Bramer]

Obi acting stupidly..a reachable moment!

[Ad rem]

Michelle, just wait 'til inflation kicks in. Won't be a problem.

[Huey]

Michelle: "Do I have to show you how to do that TOO?"

[Jennifer]

Uhh . . . uhhh . . .

[RB]

"Michelle, I'm practically perfect in every way."

[Ad rem]

Alas, once more Michelle is disappointed as Barry can't get something up....

[Ragspierre]

My work here is done...

Hey, what the....it worked for Mary Poppins....?!?!?

[Tom Anderson]

Must be a Haliburton gate Barry.
Just shut up and pee Michelle, nobodys watchin

[Comanche Voter]

Barack! Can't you just ram it through like you did Obamacare?

[Gary Eaton]

"Yeah, the healthcare initiative was difficult.But we got it done. The bailout was difficult. But we got it done. Umbrellas? They're a bitch, man."

[firefirefire]

So that's what a college education buys you these days?

[cindi]

No wonder the condoms didn't work

[Doug]

What the hell are we paying Reggie Love a six-figure salary for if the president has to carry his own umbrella?

[twolaneflash]

True to character, the Obamas use an umbrella with the same lack of dexterity and grace they've exhibited in destroying America.

[Bill Fabrizio]

I thought he was going to float upwards like Mary Poppins and start singing "a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"!

[Paul B]

"This umbrella has 99 more weeks of not working..."

"Shirley Sherrod sold me this umbrella but told me that it only wouldn't work for white people..."

"This thing keeps water off of you and shade on you - How do it know?"

"Oh look - A double-rainbow!"

[Paul B]

"Where's my teleprompter to tell me how to work this thing...?"

And thus the Secret Umbrella Service was created.

[Paul B]

"That damned offshore wind farm caught my umbrella"

[salvage]

Hmm is that funnier than this?:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2989000.stm

[Paul B]

@ Savage - um - Yes it is, lol. MUCH funnier. My 9-year old niece would know that you have to lower it under the bar (the bar, which the American people severely lowered when they elected this mental lightweight...)
Remember when obama gave a news conference in the Rose Garden and turned and tried to use one of the White House windows as a door? More great obama-is-stupid humour... 2 more years to go...

[Paul B]

They are going to need a bigger umbrella to cover Michelle's butt...

Michelle must be a patriot... She has a shape like the Liberty Bell - Only her crack is bigger...

[Paul B]

"I'm bungling in the rain, just bungling in the rain
What a vainglorious feeling, wish I was home in Bahrain."

[Allan! Allan!,,,Steve! Steve!]

"This thing needs a longer handle."

[Mad Monica, Catty Commenter]

"OMG, Barry, lookit that sh!tstorm! Get that thing up, QUICK!!!!"

"Uh, honey? We're gonna need a bigger umbrella..."

[the other Ricky]

Hillarious you guys!!

However, my heart aches when I look at that picture... Can't stand too see anyone humiliated..

I am not a Barack fan, but it looks to me that the wind was just too strong, that is all, really...

[joyMc]

Michelle stop bitching. If you get any fatter you won't be able to get through either.

[Mad Monica, Catty Commenter]

Awwwww, Ricky, I'm sorry your heart aches. Really I am.

Of course, my heart has been aching for the folks in this country who've taken the shaft for Barry's crappy policies and inept leadership. But hey, you feel what you feel. I'm sure there are plenty who sympathize with you... Of course there are plenty of others lookin for work, tryin to keep their homes and feed their kids while Barry fights with that umbrella back east. But who are we to judge....

[joe]

Michelle: Give it to me. That's above your pay grade, weenie!!

President Weenie: Get the secret service guy with the manual.

[Paul B]

@ Ricky - I don't think that there is any wind at all - Look at the shrubbery in the background (standing straight up), obama's tie (laying straight down) and the fact that obama is holding the umbrella straight up doesn't look like he has any resistance (much like our MSM today...)

[DAve]

How-the-hell is she gonna teach ANYONE about obesity??
She must be AT LEAST 40 lbs. overweight-

[Doc]

One word: "Lightworker"

[Evinx]

I can't help it Michelle -- George Bush built this gate!