McCain Blahgette: One Jelly Donut Away From Catastrophe

My gawd! Does her car have an explosive device on board sign? The Obama's ought to adopt this misguided girl so Michelle can get her into an obesity program. Her arms are starting to look like flippers and it ain't all about the breasts. With the right hat and a honky horn, I'd think she was a trained seal!

I mean, seriously: arr arr arr. That poor girl.

As for the commentary, what is wrong with Americans today? People actually watch this dumb stuff?? Fat, dumpy and stupid is no way to go through life, Megan. Get a grip on yourself, dear, instead of that next Krispy Kreme. You'll live longer, not that that's necessarily a good thing.

McCain: Congressman Tancredo went on TV and he was the first opening speaker and he said, ‘People who could not even spell the word vote or say it in English put a committed socialist ideologue in the White House whose name is Barack Hussein Obama.’ And then he went on to say that people at the convention should have to pass literacy tests in order to be able to vote in this country, which is the same thing that happened in the 50’s to prevent African Americans from voting. It’s innate racism and I think it’s why young people are turned off by this movement. And I’m sorry, but revolutions start with young people, not with 65-year-old people talking about literacy tests and people who can’t say the word ‘vote’ in English.

About the only revolution Meggie looks up for is a roll down the driveway on her side! What a shame for such a young girl.

Comments

[Al in St. Lou]

And I thought I was too mean for thinking of her as "Chubs McCain"! I still have hope that she'll grow up some day.

[Flag Gazer]

ROFL!

[Skinny Guy]

Care to post your exact height and weight, so we can criticize your political views based on your BMI? Because that is *so* logical!

Can that method be used against other public figures, like Rush Limbaugh, or is it just for the children of candidates?

How about sticking to criticizing her views, rather than sinking to ad hominem of such an ugly sexist variety?

[James]

Typical neo-republican scum...use the ugliest language possible to attempt to discredit those with whom you do not agree. You will say anything to remain profoundly stupid.

Dan, your world-view is right off the third grade playground.

[Alex]

She is fat. Fat fat fat. FAT FATFATFAT. Cry about it ninnie. She's also damn dumb, and she is obviously trying her best to be relevant and have people care about her. Old McCain must not have hugged her enough and now she wants the world's approval. If she was skinnier she'd be a stripper. And the world would be a much better place, as we'd be relieved of the responsibility of listening to her blather.

And she is fat. How's that for ugly and sexist?

[Reagan]

Your misogyny is disgusting!

Since you are unable to refute her points you head for the gutter.

[teapartyphil]

While I think McCain is bad, and she certainly is fat and therefore perhaps deserving of contempt for her lack of character, I hate it when people try to marginalize Kathryn Jean Lopez.

While Miss Lopez is one of the great thinkers of our Era, she is fairly homely. I prefer Ann Coulter and the other Hotties, but some of the most vital conservatives, such as Miss Lopez and Maggie Gallagher and Ann Althouse have good ideas, despite their fat and unattractive public personae.

There may be a distinction to be made here. Miss Lopez is very much a devout Roman Catholic, so she probably does not care about sex, and both Miss Gallagher and Miss Althouse were probably quite attractive but let themselves go due to childbirth (Gallagher) or the ravages of old age defeating her attempt to be a Cougar (Althouse).

Still, this column should draw blood from McCain and discourage ugly women from appearing on television. If you have a face just made for blogging, stay off television.

[teapartyphil]

It is not misogyny to point out a woman is a dog. Just as men who are weaklings cannot play football, so women who are ugly and fat cannot be television commentators. Especially with Elizabeth on The View, McCain is embarrassing herself and her father, who would never date a woman as ugly as his daughter.

And not to drive this into the ground, but ugly and fat women like Kathryn Jean Lopez do deserve our respect. t is the fact that she is ugly and fat and liberal (redndancy?) that makes McCain so silly.

With Sarah Palin showing the true face of conservative and Republican women, it is not misogynistic to reject frustrated eating disorder wrecks like McCain.

McCain blocks out Sarah's sunlight!!!!

[Gary Ogletree]

The girl's weight problem is strictly her own business, for all you sixth graders. Her cluelessness is enough embarrassment. Also, she seems to be fairly good natured, regardless, so why the mean treatment when she is not mean? You guys should be ashamed. And, who cares what she thinks, just another famous brat? It's her daddy that we need to worry about. I'm okay with Sarah keeping her promise to the old fool, but I sure hope his primary opponent wins.

[Gary Ogletree]

To insist only attractive women should be on TV displays a totalitarian bent that conservatives should condemn. Freedom means freedom for all. And I find nothing hot about Ann Coulter except her sharp wit and cool demeanor when outnumbered by brainless liberal talking heads, excuse me for being redundant there. Thatcher was no beauty, but she had what it takes.

[mike]

I, for one, found both the original post and the hysterical reactions quite amusing. Especially the post's title.

[Zippo]

>>Fat, dumpy and stupid is no way to go through life

Yeah but how's it working out for you?

[frank m]

Wow!Not one coment on her statement that Tancredois a racist bigot.It's obvious you prefer your women anorexic, Ann Coulter or all cheer leadery, Saracuda as long as they don"t have a brain.Good luck winning on that platform.

[WestWright]

I don't know about their appearance but let me not be coy, Da View is just plain 'ugly' in any & all dimensions.

[templar knight]

I think Mr. Tancredo has a point. Election fraud is rampant in this country, and what political party could care less, or perhaps in many cases, is either guilty or turns a blind eye to it? I know, easy answer. Democrats!

Doesn't someone believe that it might be a good idea to make sure foreigners do not vote in our elections? Well, I do. You ask why? Because if the majority of the American people believe that elections are being stolen, then we are guaranteed to have a government takeover by forces who want to set this thing right, and the consequences will be the loss of freedom for us all. You got that, liberals? Or can it be that you can't see past the nose on your face?

[teapartyphil]

One of the few places that men can be old-fashioned men is on Talk Radio and in the Blogs by men. Women have been making themselves unhappy ever since NOW sold them a line of goods over 40 (!!!!!) years ago.

The fact is that Sarah is what a real woman should be: it is clear that Todd wears the pants in her family and from the playful way she refers to Todd ("Have you seen Todd?") she is fulfilled in every way.

I do feel sorry for Kathryn Jean Lopez and other sincere conservative women who have been afflcited with weight problems and who are not good-looking.

It is the PC Police that make problems, not men who like their women attractive.

The truth is that Sarah is the whole package and her self assurance shows. She is the face if the Future, of the Tea Party saved GOP and of American Exceptionalism.

And her ability to look good while taking care of a kid with Down's and as many children as God sent her in a vigorous love-filled marriage is a Gift from God to the Nation He loves best.

I am sorry for ugly life hating feminists, but that doesn't mean I want to look at them or their ugly sisters.

[setnaffa]

It is almost funny to watch the leftists praise Michelle Obama for publicly humiliating her children for their "obesity" and then damn Dan to Perdition for pointing out the rapid physical degradation of a talking head...

I guess it's only okay to mock people if you're an approved, card carrying "useful idiot"...

[Huey]

Megan McCain has exactly the intellectual heft the left accuses Palin of possessing.

And, as to a requirement that voters need to learn to read and write (and speak) the English language to vote?

All for that.

But, as we all know, thinking that someone ought to be able to read, write, and speak the official language of one's nation in order to help determine who leads it is raaaaacist.

Gotta be. Just is.

So there.

[PatrickMEdwards]

Will anyone comment on Miss McCain's main point, that literacy tests were purposely used, quite sucessfully, to keep Blacks from voting in the past? Or are you all afraid of the point, so you will just ignore it?

[indy]

Folks, take a look at Dan Riehl in Google images. Lets just say this guy isn't going to have the ladies throwing themselves at him anytime soon...

[D]

Meghan McCain: http://blackchristiannews.com/news/images/Meghan_McCain.jpg
Dan Riehl: http://citizenchris.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/05/danriehl.jpg

Yeah, she's the unattractive one.

[teapartyphil]

Admittedly Miss McCain could be attractive if she took care of her weight problem. Mr. Riehl is a man, and news flash: Men are much more naturally at home with ideas than women, and even women give men more breathing room over their looks than they give to men.

What makes Sarah such a great leader is her combination of beauty, brains, married femininity, married sexuality, and sarcasm.

Sarah's barbs and zingers and devastating ability to treat Obama with the contempt he deserves make her the most powerful candidate we have ever had since Reagan.

One can just picture Sarah winning the 2012 debates with one wise crack, delivered like the Captain of the Cheerleader telling some stupid jock that no matter what the white girls without brains or self respect think, he can go to the prom by himself because that handsome kid in shop who beat up the affirmative action "Chosen One" for disrespecting women is taking her.

Men who love America have nothing to fear from Sarah's wicked wit, but the communists will find themselves heading back to Saudi Arabia when Sarah re-unites this nation by telling them America and real Americans are taking back their country before Obama turns it into his father's idea of democracy: a corrupt African Police State.

And Sarah's smile will wither the communists and reward the real men by filling them with sexual pride and reminding them what this country was like before the feminazis turned so many many into zombies afraid to call a woman fat or ugly which she is.

[Spanky]

"Admittedly Miss McCain could be attractive if she took care of her weight problem. Mr. Riehl is a man, and news flash: Men are much more naturally at home with ideas than women, and even women give men more breathing room over their looks than they give to men.

What makes Sarah such a great leader is her combination of beauty, brains, married femininity, married sexuality, and sarcasm.

Sarah's barbs and zingers and devastating ability to treat Obama with the contempt he deserves make her the most powerful candidate we have ever had since Reagan.

One can just picture Sarah winning the 2012 debates with one wise crack, delivered like the Captain of the Cheerleader telling some stupid jock that no matter what the white girls without brains or self respect think, he can go to the prom by himself because that handsome kid in shop who beat up the affirmative action "Chosen One" for disrespecting women is taking her.

Men who love America have nothing to fear from Sarah's wicked wit, but the communists will find themselves heading back to Saudi Arabia when Sarah re-unites this nation by telling them America and real Americans are taking back their country before Obama turns it into his father's idea of democracy: a corrupt African Police State.

And Sarah's smile will wither the communists and reward the real men by filling them with sexual pride and reminding them what this country was like before the feminazis turned so many many into zombies afraid to call a woman fat or ugly which she is."

Funniest bunch of delusional crap i have read all day. Bravo

[daveinboca]

She obviously takes after her blonde-bimbo mom, the rich bitch entitlement biyotch whose mouth is several sizes larger than her brain. Daughter Megan's mouth is unfortunately not only voluble, but voracious as well.

[Leftard]

From Tea Party Phil:
"And her ability to look good while taking care of a kid with Down's and as many children as God sent her in a vigorous love-filled marriage is a Gift from God to the Nation He loves best."

Its obvious that her Down's syndrome kid has more brains than her.

[Leftard]

"Will anyone comment on Miss McCain's main point, that literacy tests were purposely used, quite sucessfully, to keep Blacks from voting in the past? Or are you all afraid of the point, so you will just ignore it?"

No, you see, that IS their point. They are not ignoring it, they are advertising it.

[JC]

Your logo at the top is one bedazzler away from flaming homo.

Just thought I'd mention it.

[FeFe]

o Those Democrat Jim Crow laws were messed up. Good thing the Republicans passed Civil Rights legislation living up to the party of Lincoln. Amen.

o Immigrants gaming the system, and those who help them or excuse it, are turning a blind eye to the evils of slavery. American brother fought brother to end it so don't try to institutionalize human trafficking and underground slave labor here for the sake of votes. Evil.

o I was surprised to see Meghan on TV. I thought she might still be depressed over being dumped by her girlfriend for a man. Not that bi Tila Tequila has announced she will stay with a man after the child is born. Meghan's not a very good bulimic but then she may be eating through her emotional breakup.

o What children need, at any age they are not yet mature as Meghan "like OMG" shows, is a parent, not a best friend. But it must be tough to feel loved when your own parents prefer to parent the world through nanny state legislation, and globe trotting charity instead of you. Is it any wonder Meghan rebelled against Palin as a mother figure?

[Riggsveda]

Christ, Riehl. What are you, 8 years old? Are you even constitutionally able to write anything that is not a prepubescent gang-insult? Do any of your clingons here know how to do anything except go "Yeah!!!"? If this is what passes for conservative argument these days, the only thing the rest of us have to worry about is laughing ourselves to death.