Well, it's about time the curmudgeonly little twist got 'round to it. My only complaint is that it's such a good list to be on. Yet, my contrarian instincts demand that I protest. No harm, I suppose, long as I doth not protesteth too much! Or, words to that effect.
7. Dan Riehl, because laughing at "Snowbama" means that we are racist. Also, there is something deeply indecent about shaved ice.
But how can I ban her in return? I'm still lurking about to hear more about those confusing sex toys she goes on about. Gentleman to a fault that I be, I'm always willing to help a little wimmenz figure such contraptions out. There is no end to my compassionate side, to tell the truth! Yes, I'm quite a guy, even if forced to say so myself. Shaved and iced, now that sounds like a deliciously evil place to start.
Yes, my life is a never ending thrill ride. Of course when the movie comes out I'll be played by Angelina Jolie and there will be confusing sex toys ....
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