Update: The door was likely between an inner bedroom and the suite. I guess he left the room door open to the hall to, um, attract visitors.
You might be able to make this up. But it would require a pretty disturbed mind. Where to begin. Initially being investigated for disabling the fire alarm systems in his hotel room, due to shower steam, he claimed, it was discovered he had replaced the hotel room door with a piece of plywood. The plywood contained a circular padded hole believed to be used for sexual acts. See gloryhole. Yes, it was facing the hotel hallway. It would seem he was interested in inspecting more than firearms. h/t BJ in email. And, no, I'm not making that up, either.
He serves as the director of industry operations for ATF's Houston field office. The industry operations division is the regulatory arm of the agency, responsible for overseeing the inspection of all federal gun and explosives licensees, said ATF spokesman Drew Wade. He confirmed that Vanderwerf was in the New Orleans area on official business.
"We are aware of the arrest by the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office," said Wade, who added that he could not discuss anything that could be connected to a continuing investigation.
But the staffers and a deputy sheriff also discovered that someone had removed the bedroom door from its hinges and replaced it with a 5-by-4-foot piece of plywood affixed to the frame and the drywall with hinges and screws, the arrest report said. The door had two locks attached from the bedroom side and a circular hole padded with duct tape. The deputy noted in the arrest report that the hole appeared to be used "in some sort of sexual act."


If it wasn't so cold outside, I'd think it must be April 1st
Posted by: Neo | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 04:21 PM
I'm sure Mr. Vanderwerf was simply engaging in a " top-secret undercover investigation."
Yeah. Riiiiiiiiiight.
Posted by: MarkJ | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 05:01 PM
I wonder if the guest will testify at the trial. I can't wait to hear the guest give a demonstration of what he heard.
"The guest also complained of hearing "sex noises" coming from the room, the arrest report said."
Posted by: Lala | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 05:46 PM
well, if the ATF lets him go, he's obviously qualified to become the next "Safe Schools" czar.... %-)
Posted by: redc1c4 | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 06:29 PM
"I don't want relationship, I just want BANG BANG BANG!"
Posted by: Rich Fader | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 06:40 PM
We can only hope it was Steven Seagal that arrested him
Posted by: Jim | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 06:42 PM
I liked it better when the ATF was only framing people and shooting them.
Posted by: chris | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 07:51 PM
This is the kind of nontroversy only a reich-wing prude would take interest in.
Posted by: Charles Johnson | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 08:04 PM
Wrong ATF, he from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Freaky-Deaky.
Posted by: ThomasD | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 09:49 PM
No, Thomas, that would be "Ass-Tapping Freaky".
Posted by: SDN | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 09:57 PM
WTF?? You mean, he would have hung it through the door into the hallway or is it a suite with a living room area and a bedroom? I'm confused here. If it is a suite, well la dee da, who is this guy anyway? Sounds like he is living it up like the Prez. Most government workers are happy to get a room at Holiday Inn Express when they travel.
Posted by: BogusDems | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 10:44 PM
Oh, sorry you addressed that it was into the hallway. Jeesh, nevermind, this guy is living it up like the safe school czar....LOL.
Posted by: BogusDems | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 10:46 PM
He was apparently staying at a Residence Inn. Which has suites with a bedroom separated from the sitting area and kitchen area by a door. The "glory hole" was in a piece of plywood which Vanderwerf had apparently used to replace the bedroom door. My guess Vanderwerf would secret himself in the bedroom while his partners would enter the unlocked outer room and either he or they would present themselves through the hole.
http://www.marriott.com/hotels/hotel-rooms/msyrm-residence-inn-new-orleans-metairie/
Posted by: sandbagger | Saturday, December 12, 2009 at 11:46 PM
Charles Johnson, are you an idiot or just a troll? A government jack boot employed by the most demonstrably corrupt fedgov agency uses tax dollars to trash private property, engage in perverse and perhaps criminal sex while regularly abusing Citizens attempting to exercise their Rights and you come up with that? "Reich"? "Prude"? And people wonder why the country is in such a sorry state and leftists are such a bad joke. Wonder no more. Let me introduce you to a big Johnson(witty enough for you?).
Posted by: Scott | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 12:34 AM
This is the kind of nontroversy only a reich-wing prude would take interest in.
Oh Chuck. Once again Conservatives call out bad behavior as bad behavior, no matter who the perpetrator is. Actually, as an ATF law enforcement official my bet is he is probably right wing when it comes to his job. If you knew that would you still claim that it is no big deal? My bet is that you would not since you must march in lockstep with your liberal masters. How sad that you are not independent. My condolences to you for being a coward.
Posted by: BogusDems | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 03:50 AM
Oh, and should anyone else wish to try this 'nothing to see here' routine, please consider that tampering with fire safety devices is a felony in most places.
Posted by: ThomasD | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 08:36 AM
Ahem. "This is my rifle, this is my gun...."
Posted by: PersonFromPorlock | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 08:41 AM
Stinky Beaumont??
Posted by: Bildo | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 08:49 AM
Scott and Bogus,
The Charles comment is satirical in nature,aimed at CJ of Little green footballs fame.
Posted by: unkawill | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 08:53 AM
Happiness is a warm gun???
Posted by: Jabba the Tutt | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 09:24 AM
"This is my rifle,this is my gun..." OOPS!
Posted by: Hugh Glass | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 10:16 AM
After a brief vacation, he'll be returning to head up ATF's new Short-arms licensing and inspection division.
Posted by: Dan Riehl | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 10:39 AM
Just think about it: this is the one that was 'caught'.
Imagine the others who haven't had their rock 'flipped over', yet.
This was not the 'change' anybody was looking for.
Damn, I 'almost' miss Carter.
And that's a BAD thing.
Posted by: CPT. Charles | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 11:00 AM
ATF = Alcohol, Tobacco and Fellatio
Posted by: oatka | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 12:14 PM
A metaphor for Obama and the MSM, I'd say.
Posted by: Jeffersonian | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 02:34 PM
Oh come on, give the man a break. Who amongst us hasn't done this?
Posted by: Guaman | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 02:47 PM
A true cocksucker, if there ever was one.
Posted by: mrchuck | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 02:56 PM
I think I need an appointment with the Safe Schools Czar, so he can explain to me why you have to disable smoke detectors before using a gloryhole.
Posted by: Henry Bowman | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 03:42 PM
So the ATF is in the 'short arm inspection' business nowadays?
Posted by: Hugh Jorgen | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 05:19 PM
Aw, he was just testing which guns were most likely to go off when cleaned.
Posted by: Mike | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 06:10 PM
Jeebus---the dude travels with a you hang it glory hole accessory?
I recall that much was made of Senator Craig's "wide stance" in a Minneapolis bathroom. Did this guy have footprints painted on the floor in the living room, so a guy would know where to stand for the glory hole?
And who the heck uses those things anyway? Has the Democrat caucus come to town?
Posted by: Mike Myers | Sunday, December 13, 2009 at 08:57 PM
Happiness is a Warm Gun
Posted by: Beatle | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:11 AM
I have serious doubts that the "Charles Johnson" in the thread is the real McCoy. My first clue was the phrase "reich-wing," which doesn't sound like his style. Once upon a time he classified the term as hate speech.
http://littlegreenfootballs.com/article/24700_Huffington_Hate_Speech_Deluge
His football may be a few stitches short, but I have a hunch his attitude toward Godwin's Law is consistent - and that he would miss the vandalism issue.
My second clue: LGF says nothing about the story. Why would the real Charles beat up on righties here, where that story is concerned, and not do an even bigger job of it on his own blog?
Posted by: Alan K. Henderson | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 12:49 AM
In todays world, when the dust has settled, this pervert will likely be able to keep his federal job.
He “might” get demoted and be allowed to transfered to some other office.
Posted by: vitamins | Monday, December 14, 2009 at 04:54 AM
Look at all the cool new language entering our lexicon -- fisting, glory hole, teabagging..Who knows what's next??
Posted by: Conservababe | Wednesday, December 16, 2009 at 06:37 PM
When I had my NFA paper I was in AZ.1989 to 1992. Russ V was the compliance ATF officer in charge of my license.He never gave me any problems.It sounds like he was set up.Maybe he was not. I do not know.Do not get me wrong.I am not fond of the ATF.I had 2 different agents after me.SA Scotty Duncan and SA Sam Seacrest.Russ V was a just a pencil pusher.ATF compliance and ATF law enforcement are 2 different animals.Russ V was compliance. SA Sam Seacrest was ATF law enforcement.He had SAC Russ Baer of the Heathrow Florida DEA after me. I do not deal with drugs.They tried to hang me.
Posted by: CL | Monday, December 28, 2009 at 05:42 AM