What alternate universe is Glenn Reynolds now searching for links within??? Okay, he did say, "or not". NOT! Geez, this guy makes Allah Pundit look like an alpha male.
Possible source of insight here. Or not.
Here’s a look at the various stages that men go through when losing their virginity, drawing on my own terribly awkward experience.
Hmm. Stages.... Okay, there was dumb-azzed grin. Knowing looks to some of the dudes when we re-entered the party we had been at. Later the sprint through the neighborhood to my best friends house, as I wasn't driving cars, yet. He had gone home early, no date. Then copious banging on the door as I woke his entire family up. Then a bunch of, No? Yes! No?? YES! No??? YES!!!!!!!!!!'s exchanged. Then I went home and fell asleep, if I remember correctly. It was such a traumatic event. How I ever survived it is anyone's guess.
You gotta be freaking kidding me. The male of this species is doomed!
That was weird!
Posted by: Al in St. Lou | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 02:26 PM
Hey, it ate my html tags!
Posted by: Al in St. Lou | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 02:27 PM
Just post the whole link, Al.
Posted by: Dan Riehl | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 02:31 PM
"male of this species is doomed"
Doomed the day males spent more time having sex with the porn screen; it's not their fault, females were doomed the day they convinced themselves doing porn was the only way to receive a college degree.
Posted by: syn | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 02:31 PM
Well, there weren't any porn screens in the days I was talking about. Wasn't even cable TV. LOL
Posted by: Dan Riehl | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 02:42 PM
Yea Dan all we had was the JC Penneys catalogue!!!
Posted by: SacTownMan | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 02:52 PM
Anxiety my ass - I knew when I lost it that it would be the best 30 seconds of my life. And it was!
Posted by: thirteen28 | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 04:01 PM
i was 17, the girl was 26.
thank god one of us knew what they were doing.
Posted by: mark l. | Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 04:06 PM
When walking out the door, down the street, heading home in the morning. Certainly felt different. Then, looking up at the local hills in the near distance .... covered in snow.
Los Angeles, 1976
P.S. This comment not a confirmation of having read the link. Let alone understanding. What were we talking about again ...?
Posted by: Elmo | Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 05:13 AM
Hey this reminds me of my first sexual experience, it was terrifying, it was dark and I was alone!!
mmmm!!!mmmm!!!mmmm!!!
Posted by: SacTownMan | Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 02:40 PM