Sarah Palin Goes Rogue And Dems Go Rabid

Democrat operatives across America have been spotted hunched over keyboards and digital devices foaming at the mouth while trying to circulate poorly sourced rumors about Sarah Palin in between texting their GP's to refill prescriptions for anti-depressants and, or anxiety inhibitors in bulk. Some of the more deranged, infected Democrats have been seen gnawing off their fingers and hands when they felt they weren't hitting the keys quite fast enough.

The DNC has asked the WH to declare a national emergency on a scale surpassing Katrina; however, Obama is said to be unavailable, holed up in a combination Chinese opium den / ballet studio practicing his bows to strains of Chinese folk music played on the sheng, or mouth organ, by dance instructor Rahm Emanuel.

Sadly, many of them may yet have to be put down to spare the population at large. Andrew Sullivan has once again immersed himself into a previously discarded Web identity, RawMuslGlutes, seeking solace from the onset of yet another infectious malady attacking his already weakened mind. In NYC, when asked what she was currently reading, anchorwoman Katic Couric is said to have attacked the inquiring passerby with an old Emmy, shouting, I was perky once, biatches! WTF do you people want from me, anyway???

Meanwhile over at MSNBC, Keiff Olbermann has taken a one week hiatus from his show. The entertainer is said to be enjoying quality time alone under his desk, where two production assistants have been assigned to monitor his mumblings for signs of severe physical or emotional distress.

Sounds to me like "Going Rogue" is already a hit! America may never be the same, and certainly the Democrats won't be. Whatever has gotten into those people? It's only a book by a mostly irrelevant private citizen, right? Yeah, ... right. They fear her, Lord how they fear that woman. It's amazing to watch. And hilarious, too!

Wow, for somebody who's supposed to be such a political joke, an Arctic ditz and eminently dismissable as a serious anything except maybe a stay-at-home hockey mom, Sarah Palin is sure drawing an awful lot of attention from Democrats and eager critics.

The launch of her "Going Rogue" interviews Monday on "Oprah," of her book today, of her on-air chat today with Rush Limbaugh at 10 a.m. Pacific and of her mid-America bus book tour Wednesday ignited a surprisingly large blizzard of derogatory Democrat dis-missives.

Every few minutes another note from Democratic National Committee operatives and others dropped into electronic mailboxes across the media-verse, helpfully passing on even the tiniest tidbit of negative news about Palin.

You know how sometimes a friend tells you how much he/she doesn't really care about....

...someone else. Really doesn't! And repeats it a sufficient number of times that you become convinced of precisely the opposite?

So maybe she does matter after all.

In ABC interviews to be aired today, Palin says a 2012 presidential bid is "not on my radar," which is Politician for, "We'll see."

Comments

[Mike2Cents]

Well, nothing would be more favorable to the Democrats than Palin's book being a hit.
There is nothing 'democratic operatives' wants more than for Palin to stay in the limelight.
Does that mean...wait a minute...of course!
Dan Riehl is a democratic operative!
(That's actually kind of true.)

P.S.
Dan, PLEASE stop trying to be funny.
You come off a little bit bug-eyed deranged when you try the 'this just in' satirical angle.
Seriously...you do.

[Rokker]

Sarah Palin is an End Times lunatic who has had a public exorcism (youtube)with a African witch doctor.

She has both feet firmly planted in cuckooland.

Palin would be a general election disaster.

[Dan Riehl]

Keep Effin' that Chicken, boyz. Keep Effin' that chicken.

[gary gulrud]

What does PDS do to top ChimpyMcHitlerBurton? We still have years to Iowa caucus and NH primary. SluttyGunHoSuccubusBadMommyQuitterHeadSploder-there, call NetSolutions.

[Mike2Cents]

Thanks, Dan.
Appreciate the props.
And now that your secret is out, can you more openly share some of your ideas on how Palin can be kept in the limelight?
If she fades out, we run the risk of needing to fend off substantive attacks from a viable candidate.
It's important that Palin remains the face of the conservative movement - she's like flypaper for the right wing -but aside from that subset, most republicans reject her.
So indeed, let's all keep 'effin this chicken.
Keep up the great work!

[Kentucky Colonel]

Mike2Cents, the boys over at HillBuzz have a great idea to keep things moving.

http://hillbuzz.org/2009/11/17/if-you-are-going-to-palin-book-signings-be-sure-to-make-friends-with-the-people-in-line-get-their-emails-and-start-sarah-palin-support-clubs-in-your-communities/

[Lala]

Fans of Sarah on Facebook reached the 1 million mark today.

[Mike2Cents]

Yes!

[gary gulrud]

"If she fades out, we run the risk of needing to fend off substantive attacks from a viable candidate."

No worries, Mikey.

The Instapoll run by a certain Libertarian academic had Palin at 40%, Mittens 20%, TPaw north of 10% and Huckster south. Now I realize its only an informal poll, but polling Rethuglicans is no predicter of primary preformance, they comprise just 27% of the electorate.

A more interesting query would be who the Donks will front to challenge a failed Prez, likely distracted with suits aplenty.

[Al in St. Lou]

This is so similar to the way the MSM treated Reagan, "The Amiable Dunce." It didn't work then, and I doubt it will work today with the new media available.

Hey, but we're talking about people who convince themselves that Obaka's bowing is correct protocol, or something.
http://hotair.com/headlines/?p=60082

[Kristi]

Whomever the RNC promotes to get the presidential nomination for 2012, they will need the endorsement of Saracuda Palin. Without her endorsement,the nominee whoever it will be, will likely sink.
The RNC needs to pay attention to this woman. She has captured the real heart of America and that is why the Democrats are going crazy.

[Huey]

I remember Trudeau's "In Search of Reagan's Brain" series of strips. There was a time when it was a truism that Reagan was the intellectual inferior to a monkey (Bonzo).

Let the Lamestream Media keep hammering on her, telling all of those of us who have the ability to hear, just how stupid Palin is.

It worked so well against Reagan.

[Al in St. Lou]

Wow, that's why I stopped reading Doonesbury. I'd forgotten. It just got too ridiculous.

[Pasadena Phil]

I just got my copy today and even without reading it, I can already feel my brain rewiring itself. So this is what being brainwashed feels like eh? I-I-I-I-I-I like it! Here I come libs! Roguezilla!

[Ran / Si Vis Pacem]

Al, Huey, I stopped reading Turdeau way back as well.

The morons will tell us just who they fear the most. Right now the only leader they fear - I'm saying movement leader here - is Palin. She doesn't even need to run: Candidates she will support and endorse will be people of like mind and purpose. What's most disturbing to the "elite" is that Palin is actually one of many.

[HillBilly]

The dimocrats are afraid of what Palin will bring to the debate. McCain's contribution was to state that Obama would make a good President and how wrong he was. The dims will have to answer to statements made by Palin about the economy and dimocrat policies. They will hate it! Palin mopped the floor with Biden and Obama was glad to have mcCain. They must destroy her now or pay later. I love to watch them sqworm!

[RogerCfromSD]

Just so Rokker, and all the other Planet of the Apes-Evolution Conspirators get all wee wee'd up, I'm voting for the End of Times Babe!

[Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Biden-Miller, M.D., D.O]

With the experience of Barry not much of a factor in the Dumbasses voting for him, they can't possibly whine about some sort of inexperience problem with Palin.

She's dumb?

Obama sits in a radical church with some flamboyant weirdo screaming about white people and he never heard any of it.

You jackasses.

[mariner]

And remember, none of this would be happening if Palin hadn't quit her day job as Governor of Alaska.

She's SO stupid. ;)