Hmm. For a minute there, I thought Charles Johnson may have been smuggling in new readers from Australia. Anyway, at least it wasn't dynamite for a change.
LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Federal officials say they arrested a man who strapped 15 live lizards to his chest to get through customs at Los Angeles International Airport.
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service said Friday that 40-year-old Michael Plank of Lomita, Calif., was returning from Australia when U.S. Customs agents found two geckos, two monitor lizards and 11 skinks - another type of lizard - fastened to his body Tuesday.
Plank has been released on $10,000 bond and will be arraigned in federal court on Dec. 21.
Damn the liberals! He will be unfairly booked under animal violence also.
Oh, and its time for a sting operation: expose his ACORN funded travel, on behalf of sex starved lizards, in a California sized collection racket!
Posted by: FKD | Monday, November 23, 2009 at 09:49 AM
It's one hell of a good massage though....
Posted by: BlogDog | Monday, November 23, 2009 at 12:11 PM
Poor lizards.
Posted by: Evil Red Scandi | Monday, November 23, 2009 at 12:14 PM
Well, he just thought he wont get caught...
Posted by: Chicago Property Management | Tuesday, November 24, 2009 at 01:50 AM