The Key To Safe Hamburger

Contrary to the experts on Larry King, I only eat safe hamburger. I always use a condiment - and Bacon, of course.

The Big Nanny bureaucrats will have to pry the Sonic Bacon Cheeseburger from my cold, dead hands…

Comments

[SacTownMan]

Let the liberals open a Tofu Burger chain!! Xerxes will bail em out if it fails!!

I love to eat ground up animal parts and damn are they yummy!!!

I eat dead cows so their farts don't add to the global warmin.. opps.. climate change!!

Just doing my part to help mother earth!!!

[Lala]

The Germans eat raw hamburger
The Dutch eat roast beef so rare it is still bleeding
The French and Italians serve a pasta dish (can't remember which one) with a raw egg

[Joseph Brown]

When a waitress/waiter/waitperson(just trying to be pc,you know, like I really give a damn) asks me how I like my steak, I tell he/she/whatever, to just cripple it and run it by the fire.
Gets some weird looks. Red meat good. Green meat bad.

PETA= People Eating Tasty Animals
Any questions?

[Rick]

I seem to remember health problems linked to spinach and green onions and other vegetables. Perhaps we should do away with all foods to remain safe.

[SDN]

Joseph, I had a friend who ordered his steak:

"Knock it on the head, wipe it's *ss, and wheel it out."

The usual response was "Do you mean rare?"

[Joseph Brown]

Now that's what they call very very rare!