Crotch Watch: Levi Johnston

Here's a thought. Maybe he could use a few bucks from his posing fee to help buy diapers for his kid.

Well, at least the kid will get to see his Father, now, once he grows up. Will he be paid by the inch, or would he do better with a lump sum? I'm telling you, the guy is on his way to doing tricks on the Strip. Or, maybe he'll just stay in Wasilla and screw moose for mullah? He might get good bucks for that, sort of a reverse on a south of the border theme - though environmentalists may insist the moose use a condom at this point. Wouldn't want them to be endangered, or anything.

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) - Levi Johnston is going for the ultimate theme exposure—his bare body. Posing nude for Playgirl is next for the 19-year-old father of Sarah Palin's grandchild. Johnston's attorney, Rex Butler, said Wednesday that a formal agreement has not been reached with the online magazine but adds it's a "foregone conclusion" it will happen.

Comments

[x11b1p]

Lets see, while Levi is getting his shit pushed in to pay for his nightly meal of mac and cheese Bristol non chalantly looks at her mom's bank statement on the kitchen table that shows $7 million in it while she walks over to the fridge to refill her kid's juice cup. I suspect that if one looked into Levi's wallet, one would find that he is a card carrying FOOL. I wonder how long it takes him to crawl up to Wasilla, pleading for fogiveness and begging to be a part of his child's life? Its not like he does not now have 7 millions reasons to do so.

[Sheesh]

let Levi Johnston be a cautionary tale.

[cindi]

wondering if he will live up to the title of "big dick?"

[jpc]

The Palin's could have exerted some political saavy early on (before Levi did that first interview)- I think all it would have taken was a new killer sound system, a 4" lift-kit, and maybe some chrome running boards for his 4x4 pickup and his silence would have been bought. Of course, if he were a tough negotiator, maybe they would have also had to throw in new curtains for his mother's double-wide.

[Mad Monica]

This little turd needs to go back to Kathy Griffin's place and get back to work. As soon as everyone finds out he's working with equipment that is less than average his cougar supply is gonna dry up. He clearly has giant cojones, but I bet he'll turn out to be the Vienna sausage of the Wasilla set.

Typical scumbag behavior, not surprising the libs think he's great. Whether he's telling lies to Vanity Fair, servicing Kathy "My head looks like a cinder block with red hair" Griffin, this sleaze is nothing more than a garden variety whore. As a matter of fact, I consider him to be lower than most whores, because he sold out the mother of his child and her family. That, my friends, is the behavior of pond scum. Most whores have SOME standards.

[Miklo]

Wouldn't it be HILARIOUS

if the Playgirl issue SOLD

NO COPIES?!!!!!!!!!!

[Miklo]

I for one, will not be buying a copy.

Johnston told us everything we need to know about

his private parts by the way

he treated the Palin family!

YAWN.

[JustOneMan]

Will they air brush out his genital warts or just keep him natural?

[Derrick Whitt]

I still think of Sarah Palin, who is sexier!

[glasseater]

can't blame the kid for milking his 15 minutes for all its worth. he'll probably make more money doing playgirl than he would make in several years doing whatever he would otherwise be doing in alaska. so in the end, this is probably the best thing for his kid, too. twisted, huh?

[mojo]

"King of all the Butlers!"

[Gianni]

Or maybe he and David Letterman can work out something on Dave's casting couch to help bring in the money. I got it..."Stupid Pet Tricks"!!!

[Anon]

Who is more pathetic Levi or John Goesslin?

It would take hours to solve that riddle.