Levi's Latest Lie

You have to give credit to Levi aka Ricky I'll show you my johnson for cash Hollywood, he never fails to tell them just what they want to hear when they want to hear it. Funny how he always manages to look like the victim, too.

I know that her parents didn’t want us together. I really don’t think they did. So they probably put a little pressure on her. But at the same time, they told us they wanted us to get married when they found out Bristol was pregnant. Whether they put pressure on her for the breakup—I don’t know what the deal was.

Oh, wait. That does seem to conflict with what has the milky way's heart all a twitter over at the Atlantic.

Sarah told me she had a great idea: we would keep it a secret—nobody would know that Bristol was pregnant. She told me that once Bristol had the baby she and Todd would adopt him. That way, she said, Bristol and I didn’t have to worry about anything.

Sarah wanted us to get married, Sarah wanted to adopt the baby! Oh wait, Rex, what do I tell them next? How pathetic.

But I doubt randy Andy will mind being played like this. The word on the web was he liked getting screwed by young boys assuming they could deliver the goods. And we know Levi can pass at least that test.

As for a lie detector? Apparently not so much.

Comments

[mark l.]

this whole levi posing nude thing...

andrew sullivan is not just going to look and spank, he has some bizarre fantasy to go with it.

while as a general rule, male on male porn=bad,(girl on girl=good), I have to admit a growing curiousity about the sullivan fantasy that will accompany the ricky hollywood spread.

the intellectual poverty on display from the very gay, very liberal, andrew sullivan is priceless.

my guess is that he either fantasizes about being sarah palin, or the sight of a baby triggers his diaper fantasies.

[Excitable Andi Sullivan]

"this whole levi posing nude thing..."

hmmm...Levi nude, me in a fursuit....

FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP-FAP

[mark l.]

maybe...
I'd call it the "dead warm moose/horny hunter" forum, but andy is complicated guy.

there are probably so many twists and turns to his actual fantasy, david lynch wouldn't get it.

[syn]

Levi Johnson fits nicely in Hollywood Squared-right up there with George Clooney and the gang.

Hollywood-The global sewer people willingly drown themselves for a few measly moments of fame.