Ever notice how truly sad it is when one of these chasing my 15 minutes for all their worth types eventually runs out of gas and gets left behind, hoping for not much more than a shot on Lifestyles of Drug Addicted White Trash just so they have a roof over their head for the next ten weeks?
What else is there to make of a twenty-something punk who buys himself a shiny new truck, while neglecting his baby and not contributing a dime of support?
By the time Tank Jones and Rex Butler get done with this dumb rube, he'll be calling Cindy Sheehan for dating tips and to see if she wants to partner up for Dancing with the Deranged and No Longer Cool. You know the type.
The Left always has one waiting in the wings ready to go on next - dupes who false fame rides hard, puts away wet and broke. It usually leaves them with one final butt reaming from the IRS for a final painful headline grabber in the Nat. Enq. Just for good measure, there's always that one one final act of pitiful, public humiliation the regular folks all get to enjoy and say, thank God, that dumb-ass isn't me, or one of mine.
Well, that's our boy, Ricky Hollywood aka Levi Johnston. Rex Butler's going to start growing concerned, as even Politico has started to note the obvious lies. The neutering denouement for Levi's type is never that far off - not far enough off for them, anyway.
Some dealer in Wasilla might be smart to start thinking repo about that truck about now, assuming the idiot didn't plop down cash, rather than burn it up in a crack pipe on his next trek to Holllywud. I thought she loved me but she didn't and now my heart and wallet is broke!
Too effin' bad, as far as I'm concerned. Them's the breaks, chump. You had your shot and you blew it. Oh well.
Conservatives4Palin exposes more of Levi's increasingly well known lies that'll leave him toxic and spent up in the end.
And Stacy McCain chimes in here for good measure, too.
Not too far off it'll be, so long Levi aka Ricky Hollywud. We never really got to know you, but once we started to, we realized you weren't quite as much fun to have around as we once thought. So, ... so long, pal. Don't let the rehab door hit you in the ass on the way out, or the door on the two bits a beer bar hit you on the way in and down. Jerk.
Don't forget to write and please don't call collect, we're not interested in you that much anymore.
Next!
cent anni, levi.
if only your marriage to libs would last 100 years, I couldn't be more happy.
Posted by: mark l. | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 at 03:06 PM
"Con niente non si fa niente"........
Posted by: Ad rem | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 at 04:59 PM
You guys made this man and Bristol an item. You reaped this.
Posted by: MICHAEL SPENCER | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 at 05:42 PM
Spener, do you ever take your head out of your ass??
Posted by: gus | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 at 05:55 PM
Spencer ...
Really, wasn't it liberals who made a big deal about her unwed pregnant daughter ? Could have fooled me ... oh, thats right you didn't fool me ... just yourself ...
Isn't one of the most prominent liberal blogger/writers still flogging the Trig is not Sarah's baby meme ?
Posted by: Jeff Carlson | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 at 05:59 PM
"You guys made this man and Bristol an item. You reaped this."
he's your bitch now. enjoy.
Posted by: mark l. | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 at 07:03 PM
"he's your bitch now. enjoy."
Thanks, but not interested. But tell us when you are done with Sarah.
Posted by: waylaywolf | Wednesday, September 02, 2009 at 11:42 PM