Oh, The Pain Of It All

No, I’ve got to learn to emulate the hard-hitting MSM and investigate the important issues raised by the First Lady.

Like her shorts.

No, really.

Her shorts:

via michellemalkin.com

Come on, really? I mean, how long can it last, especially with the MSM carrying on like it's the second coming of Catherine Deneuve?

They're testing female sprinters for gender, six-pack abs programs are still flying off the shelves, instead of ten days to a fatter ass. So many great jokes just going to waste!

That is not the America I know and love. It is not the America of George Carlin, Lenny Bruce or The Smothers Brothers. Nope.

It's an increasingly dried husk of a humorless nation losing the ability to laugh at itself because of political correctness run amok.

Comments

[JustOneMan]

Shes once.....twice....three times a lady....

[JustOneMan]

Next time she should fly Pet Airways!

[ck]

Does it really matter what she wears?

[Meadow]

With all the 'junk in the trunk' and the 'booty bench' I don't think shorts should be worn out in public!

But, then, that is me.

[carolW]

Dresses like a girl from da hood at 87th and The Dan Ryan.
You GO GIRL!

[WestWright]

She dresses like she could be on that skanky Housewives of _____ teevee show.

[Sharon]

This woman has no personal sense of style or decorum. She represents the USA 24/7 and she wears this carp?! The tops are just as offensive as the shorts. And her hair pulled tightly back like that is not doing her any favors. I have never seen a first lady look so disgraceful and shabby. I even went to an AP slideshow to see her so called iconic style and she has looked great on only a handful of over a 100 occasions...so where are the styists and hairdressers? Dress for the job you miserable wench! You represent the country you supposed now love. Put a skirt on and show some respect.

[Lala]

Her clothing is atrocious. It's amusing that the press keeps saying how stylish she is, I bet they snicker after they say that.

[joyMc]

Michelle and Omarossa; separated at birth.

[joyMc]

Oh dear, I should not make such ugly remarks about Americas future president.

[WAHOO WILLIE]

LOL: It's amazing the difference between opinions of the media's "She's our NEW queen, right up there with Jackie Kennedy" talking headlets ad REAL women. Well Jackie wouldn't care if she were noodling for catfish in Alabama, she would have some class and style. None of the women I know would be tramping about the national parks dressed to work in the garden. Are those grass stains on her knees? But then, these are people who present the queen of England with an i-pod....can't expect much class.

[HeatherRadish]

Does it really matter what she wears?

That's how I look after a couple of hours in coach, and if she'd been flying commercial economy I'd defend her choice of attire and her appearance.

But she has a taxpayer-funded staff of 26 attendents to dress, coif, and paint her, a brand-new wardrobe from her Paris vacation not even two months ago, and an essentially private jumbo jet. Her only public function is to look nice for pictures. There's plenty of room on Air Force One for some wardrobe and a staffer...that she willfully ignores the amenities available to her to fulfill her one public function simply shows her contempt for America.

(Armchair shrink: deep inside she KNOWS she's not half as attractive as the women's magazines want us to believe; by showing up for photos without half-trying to not look hideous she can reinforce her self-image, and when people call her out she can justify her belief that America is horrible, hateful place.)

[Lala]

I doubt that she bought any clothing in France. She is way too big. When I lived there the most popular sizes were about a 4 or a 6. Large women either make their own clothes or go to specialty shops where the clothing is for the "older" woman.

[JustOneMan]

Lala...not true! The White House sent our a press release that Michelle went to the famous design house "Le Tent and Awning Shoppe"