As If They Care

Jules has some advice for the Brits on the 4th. They might want to stop financing the Queen for starters.

A Brit pal … I’ll call him “Basil” … spent several years living and working in the United States, but due to some conflict between his family situation and his immigration status, and against my advice that he was climbing the wrong way back up the evolutionary tree, he opted to return to the U.K. I told him it was like wanting to start knuckle-walking again once you’ve mastered bipedalism. He wouldn’t listen.