Extremely vulgar content warning for this playboy link regarding women of the Right. Beginning with Michelle Malkin and moving on to MK Ham, Amanda Carpenter, Michelle Bachman and others via page navigation links at bottom, playboy sinks past the gutter into the sewer with their item from this juvenile scumbag.
About the Author Guy Cimbalo, a former editor of lowculture.com, lives in New York. He dislikes writing about himself in the third person.
I guess playboy is straining to stay relevant to what it views as the contemporary college crowd. That's been their attempted niche for some time.
Nothing will save playboy, not even this headline grabbing garbage. Maybe their single issue sales will jump - then back on the road to obsolescence. It can't happen fast enough if this is what it's become. Pure trash.


Where's the humor? Seriously, I like the women I know listed and I could have written meaner copy and funnier without breaking a sweat.
I defy anybody to find one remotely funny line.
Posted by: spongeworthy | Monday, June 01, 2009 at 02:46 PM
vapid.
author must be a virgin. unless you count corpses, animals, and tree stumps.
actually, that is probably to broad a category...just animal corpses and tree stumps.
Posted by: mark l. | Monday, June 01, 2009 at 03:19 PM
Who reads Playboy besides Joe Biden?
Posted by: JustOneMan | Monday, June 01, 2009 at 04:09 PM
Some might call you priggish or say you're getting your panties in a bunch for criticizing a low-culture magazine like Playboy for using hateful rhetoric in a transparent attempt to attract a larger audience. But I think -- and I'm being quite serious -- that you're absolutely right to call them out on this, and that the writer ought to be ashamed of himself.
Posted by: Conor Friedersdorf | Monday, June 01, 2009 at 04:13 PM
Seems like it went down the old memory hole.
Posted by: Dr. K | Monday, June 01, 2009 at 05:07 PM
Memory hole is right...it's now an "error" How come, I wonder ???
Posted by: Lois G | Monday, June 01, 2009 at 05:29 PM
But if you're sad because Playboy is being oh-so-mean to the wingers...
Can you even read? I said I could have done it myself better. I don't care if anybody is mean to any of those women--I don't even know them, mostly.
It was not funny. Period. Again, I defy you to find a funny line. Just one.
Get it now?
Posted by: spongeworthy | Monday, June 01, 2009 at 08:39 PM
Playboy is desperate for readers, it seems they'll do anything to attract some attention. The left is just jealous because the right has all the beauties. They have Thomas, Garafalo, Estrich, O'Donnell, Behar.
Posted by: lala | Monday, June 01, 2009 at 09:19 PM
Behar? Omg, that image is really disturbing. LOL
Posted by: tally | Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 12:42 PM
i kinda like estrich, at least the pre-cosmetically enhanced estrich.
throw katrina vanden heuvel in there, but only when her botux is faded out.
small nod to kristen powers as well.
garafolo? 10 years ago, she had a life about her. the move to the left seemed to occur at the same pace that anything 'special' about her faded.
thomas, o'donnell, and behar are, and always will be, shrill.
Posted by: mark l. | Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 01:41 PM
Don't forget Madeleine Albright. She is a fright!
Posted by: seekeronos | Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 01:42 PM
"Madeleine Albright"
reminds me of my great grandmother's generation...
they would always provide some cash, albeit, damp cash.
i didn't know until I was an adult that their bra was functioning as a wallet, and the money had been in the 'sweat marinade'. albright could have walked off with the entire national archives and spared sandy's sox. still trying to figure out the left's enamourment with the 9/11 hearings in light of the fact that sandy was walking out with the documents that were needed.
somehow, i don't think it would have been as little a deal ss they made it, if cheney was doing the same things with the torture memos. cue outrage over three wet terrorists, subdue the outrage of 3000 dead americans?
Posted by: mark l. | Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 02:35 PM
Vanden Huevel has a pinched face, she would be good looking if she unpinched it but that's what being angry all of the time does to a person.
Posted by: lala | Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 05:47 PM
the pinching?
it's the botux.
she 'blooms' for about two weeks, every six months- where she looks her age, and then it is back to 'sucking lemons look'.
Posted by: mark l. | Tuesday, June 02, 2009 at 05:54 PM
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Conservative women are HOTter! Just imagine the justified 'Liberal' outrage if say, 'Hustler' Magazine ran a disgusting parody where Rush, Hannity, Beck, Savage and Ann Coulter gang-rape and tickle-torture Katie Couric, the PIAPS, and then Nancy Pelosi.
Imagine. The outrage would last for months in the MSM. There would be calls for firings and boycotts. NOW would be apoplectic. Poor little outraged, hypocritical Libs.
:)
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
joke about raping women
if they are conservative
EVIL freedom lovers...
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
sex is the height of evil
so is photography
but not pornography
.
absurd thought -
God of the Universe says
always rape women...
who are conservative
they're just gender traitors
.
Posted by: USpace | Saturday, June 06, 2009 at 01:11 AM