Captain Climate To Arrive In Blimp

Michelle's worried about the carbon cost of Captain "AlGore" Climate's trip to DC to save his personal cash cow of a Climate bill. Answer: nothing. Rumor has it they stuck a helium hose up his bum in Tennessee and his entourage of Global Warming clowns are pulling him North - just like when any other large circus comes to town. I bet he even rents out ad space on himself when he travels this way.

No word on the amount of bogus carbon offsets ManBearPig’s trip to the Hill will cost.

Comments

[SacTownMan]

Arrive in a blimp, I thought he already is one!

[lala]

They have fat, bloated, ugly people. We have beautiful, charming.

http://soitgoesinshreveport.blogspot.com/2009/06/cap-n-tax-and-mary-katherine-ham.html

[IslamoLlama]

Him and Michael Moore! HA!
He'll never score an Argentinian mistress with that waste line.

"-- They have fat, bloated, ugly people. We have beautiful, charming. --"

Hey, if you want to beat off to the likes of Mitch McConnell, Tan Boehner, and Newt Gingrich, that's totally up to you chief. But don't plan on getting married. In Red States, that's illegal.

[WBestPresidentEver]

It was decided by Nancy (botox queen) Pelosi that he woudl do better calling dems from his home in Tennesee, so he was a no show at the meeting today.
We can only pray now that the CAP AND (TAX) TRADE bill will not pass tomorrow.
This administation HATES America and all its people. They are a bunch of glorified scumbags.
They all need to be voted out.
Americans all across this country need to start working now to get all these crooks and mobsters voted out of office in 2010 and 2012 and beyond.

[mark l.]

life's rich irony...

sweaty manic gore screaming,
"They played upon our fears!!!"

now he's the champion of global warming.

Bush should have pointed to the fact that there was a "consenus" about wmd's, and that anyone who stated otherwise was a denier.