Unbelievable - 3/4 of the way across the country to blog at CPAC and complaining, while I'm in DC and don't rate an invite. Which isn't my point, really.
As far as I can tell from reading this he didn't manage to nail one be-(but otherwise un-)banged Christian co-ed on her first real trip away from home. And there were bars in the Hotel!!
I hope he atleast tried by inviting a dozen or so up to his room to see his latest catch.
Ke-rist, Jeff, I've been doing an Ace groupie for over a year. And yes, she's female.
there are groupies... associated with blogging?
no fn way.
I've seen radio station groupies, even bowling groupies, but I can't quite get my head around the idea there are blogging groupies.
We are truly in the age of 'specialization'.
Posted by: mark l. | Monday, March 02, 2009 at 07:28 PM
What's CPAC?
Posted by: happyfeet | Monday, March 02, 2009 at 09:56 PM
Come on, Jeff is married. On the road he scores chicks only to get them to hook up with Ace and Allah (because he loves those guys and they need all the help they can get). It is a tough sell, even for committed Outlaws, usually requiring muliple rounds of kamakazis to close that deal. Meanwhile in the wee hours, just before closing hour, Roger Simon and Joe the Plumber like to sit together in a dark booth and rub each others heads after too many Cuba Libras.
The dirty secrets of CPAC are not pretty!
Posted by: Joe | Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:03 PM
Whatever, Dan Whoever-you-Are.
P.S. I hope my comment can get noticed in this crowded room.
Posted by: Benedick | Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:10 PM
C-International
P-Soccer
A-Federation
C-Union
Posted by: guinsPen | Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:21 PM
"this crowded room"
Don't confuse cleanliness with uncrowded. I just hoe Dan or Jeff told you to wipe your feet before you visited.
Now back to your swamp.
Posted by: Dan Riehl | Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:47 PM
"The dirty secrets of CPAC are not pretty!"
anything like the Dodd/Kennedy Waitress sandwich?
It's a shame that a guy who would throw a woman around in drunken jest with Chris Dodd, after drowning another woman in another previous drunken state, would get brain cancer. the dems will miss their leader.
Posted by: mark l. | Monday, March 02, 2009 at 10:50 PM
I don't have a dog in this fight, but I do recognize parody when I see it. You might want to edumacate yourself on the same...
Posted by: ken | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 01:53 AM
"Jeff Goldstein: Loser"
Says the man sucking the wrong end of the cigar what's topped by a fedora.
Posted by: Serr8d | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 07:59 AM
Looks like some PW commenters need to get out more.
Posted by: Dan Riehl | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 09:43 AM
"--- usually requiring muliple rounds of kamakazis to close that deal. ---"
It's called a "Kamikaze", from the Japanese 神風 "Divine Wind", often associated with the suicide pilots in WW2, who are more properly referred to as shinpū tokubetsu kōgeki tai 神風特別攻撃隊 "divine wind special attack units" (shinpū being the Chinese-derived pronunciation of 神風 ).
The other kind of Kamikaze, the drink, that is:
* 1 part vodka
* 1 part triple sec
* 1 part lime juice
Serve in a highball glass, garnished with a lime slice.
As for CPAC - it is a gathering of people who no longer have much in the way of representation in government any more. See also "Wandering in the wilderness".
Posted by: seekeronos | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 09:56 AM
(italics or blockquote here)need to get out more(italics &c. off)
Looking at your blogroll: Ace, SondraK, 6MB, Iowahawk, couple few others.
Otherwise, where?
Posted by: serr8d | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 10:53 AM
Hey, c'mon, we all know Jeff's been a little...different...since he started the catch wrestling thing.
I blame the steroids, myself. I told him to stick to a strict "Belushi" regimen of Mai Tais and speedballs, but noooooo...
Posted by: mojo | Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 12:47 PM