Obama Has A Plan

To wreck the American economy?

What else would a good Leftist do?

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[Mark Turner]

Yes, Obama has a plan. He doesn't know what it will actually do, and it's so secret that even he doesn't know what's in it. But he knows it will be something good because Joe Biden is in charge of making sure money gets spent on it. And, he can't tell you his magical formula for saving humanity from the greatest economic downturn since the Great Depression, until you vote for him in 2012. Then, the sun will forever shine, rainbows and pots of gold will be everywhere -- except for GOP supporters, high wage earners, and American businesses. And just remember, it's all Bush's fault.

Subsidized KoolAid for everyone, at a newly refurbished commune in Guyana.

God Bless America -- we need all the help we can get.

[Mark Turner]

Remember now, it's all about fairness and fiscal responsibility. That's why we're spending a trillion dollars in a recession on vaguely defined, obscure, low priority projects; that's why we're using taxpayers' money bailing out individuals, businesses and government entities alike from decades of their own reckless spending; that's why we're talking about tax increases on the growth engine of the American economy...gotta make sure the money gets redistributed to the ya know, right people. Now we gotta make sure our captured enemy insurgents, Iran, Syria, North Korea, and the Gaza Palestinians are happy with us. It's all our fault for their problems anyway. Up is down, back is front, 2+2 equals whatever I tell you it equals. Don't ask any questions - especially at press conferences. Welcome to the new Obamanation, Malice in Blunderland.

[Mark Turner]

And since everything in this country was absolutely perfect until the Bush administration ruined it, I don't have to explain myself to anyone. It's not my fault, or the fault of any Democrats past or present, living or dead. How dare you even think that! Is that any way to treat your Messiah? Once I get through with my plan, the country will never be the same again. Stop acting like a bunch of bitter white, redneck, gun-toting, bible-clinging racists. I won.

(sarcasm continued!)

[WBestPresidentEver]

Yeah, he has a plan alright. Got to spread the wealth around. We must all be equal one day. The sooner the better for him.
IMPEACH, IMPEACH, IMPEACH.
THE MAN HAS NO CLUE.