How About A Week Of Sexual Holidays?

Personally, it smacks of discrimination that only homosexuals should get a holiday from work for their sexual preferences. What about heterosexual men and women? Why not do an entire week and address everyone's concerns.

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Some same-sex marriage supporters are urging people to "call in gay" Wednesday to show how much the country relies on gays and lesbians, but others question whether it's wise to encourage skipping work given the nation's economic distress.

Let's see - start with massive mammary Monday for large breast aficionados. Then on to Booty Tuesday for men who like some junk in the trunk. Wednesday will be co-ed: hump day, ... enough said.

Then turgid Thursdays for the ladies attracted to, well ... And Friday could be Fried-day for those annoying women who also insist that a man be able to cook.

Damn ... I'm starting to think I could use a vacation.

Amsterdam, anyone ... before they start to shut it down?

Comments

[Voice of Reason]

Just for you, Dan, how about Asshole Mondays?

[ET]

The 2%'ers need to STFU. The people of California have voted on this twice. Get over yourselves. You have equal rights under the law. Stop forcing your lifestyle on the majority. We accept you, we embrace you. But you are not the norm, and our society must support and encourage the norm.

Deal with it.