The False Palin Quotes Source

Is here.

If you get emails or see comments about supposed quotes from Sarah Palin about dinosaurs being "Lizards of Satan" and other such nonsense from an MSNBC political forum... they are of course FALSE and made up as a HOAX by an internet blogger.

Here is the proof:
http://unbearablebobness.typepad.com/my_weblog/
(Note: this is a terrible bog & I am only linking it to show you that the author admits the hoax)

Apparently the quotes are now being circulated by email from Obama supporters as "truth."

I have an intelligent (but unsaved) college friend who thought these were true

Also see here - guess he's been on CNN, too.

Sorry buddy, we don't carry no Satan Lizardburger no more!

I swear this should be my last post on my fake Sarah Palin quote post. Here's the latest - I'm getting unique visitor counts in the thousands every day searching me out because of these fake quotes, apparently there is some email that's gone out to "tens of millions" of Obama supporters that list the quotes as real and claim they were released from MSNBC (they weren't, they were pasted into a poli forum there) and now there's even a website by some guys who domain-registered the phrase I used in a fake quote where Sarah describes dinosaurs as "Lizards of Satan."  They nicely credited me as their source.

Lizards of Satan seems to have been a phrase that really resonates with people, particularly the participants on a comic book forum. Although I've come to believe "Lizards of Lucifer" is better, certainly more alliterative and reminds me of those old exclamations like "Jumpin Jesophat!" - can't you just hear J. Jonah Jameson, the emotionally disregulated newspaper editor from Spiderman, yell "Lizards of Lucifer, Parker! Where did you take this picture!?"

Additionally, my expose on the possible drugging of Trigger Palin hit a US Military forum yesterday, now that's kinda creepy because like those dudes and gals play with guns. Real guns.

So, while this prank reached a much larger audience than my Labradoodle one, I still prefer the Labradoodle one for some reason - perhaps it is because it inflamed the world of Labradoodle breeders, a world that despite its obvious silliness takes it self much too seriously, and well, it was funnier.

I'm proud of this latest and the websites and the poli spam emails but until I get a call from Keith Olbermann or Jon Stewart or a mention in a big market newspaper it remains a bit small time. Which is fine too, I really don't want the Palins mad at me. That's a family, like many of the trailer tradition, that can probably even some scores when they feel slighted or abused. I'm not so ready to awaken some morning to the cacophonous horror of snow machines with loudly cracking unmuffled highly modified race engines out in my apartment parking lot and some hockey loving Wasillabillies ready and willing to kick my ass. So, I'm gonna tune down the old prankster in me for awhile, even if he's an accidental prankster like in the Sarah Palin quotes post. Once the traffic dies down here I'll go back to my old stuff for the 6 or 7 regular readers who've patiently put up with me for all this time. Thanks, readers!

What's the biggest and/or best prank you've ever pulled off? What lessons did you learn? Do you think it's desperately sad that I had nearly 2000 unique visitors yesterday and only made 79 cents on Google ad revenue?

Comments

[seekeronos]

The utter hatred and meanness of the Palin-bashing, misogynist hyper-liberal left is appalling.

And dinosaurs were on the earth from approx. 6,000 to 4,500 years ago; most were wiped out in the worldwide flood (of Noah's time) and buried by millions of tonnes of dirt and rock, and turned in to oil.

But that of course, is heresy according to the High Church of Darwinism: if that overcompensated, multi-untalented actor Matt Damon had his way, he'd probably be happy to see Bible-believing Christians burnt at the stake.

[Barrmack Huzzah Snowbama.]

I ummm ahh went to umm Alaska last umm ahh year, and ummm talked to a ummmm waitress named ... um ahh umm Jean, yeah, umm that's it, umm Jean, and she ummmm aaaa uummm said that she ahhh heard ummmm ahhhh ummmm Palin singing ummm errr ummm "Jesus Got Runned Over by a Reindeer" over and umm over again, which umm is ahh desrespectful ummm to messiahs, and umm Moseses and such.

Err please spread the ummm word...

[Jack Okie]

Why all the confusion? Obviously the "Lizards of Satan" are the Old Media.