Evidently Paris Hilton has decided to run for President and she thinks she's going to win.
All things considered, while thinking back to the Clinton years and of how Paris secured her infamy ... is America really ready for a President who does her best work on the other side of the desk and would be constantly loading it up on to YouTube, as well?
Maybe not. But it would be change I bet many Americans could embrace. : )
Whatever. The Vietnamese should have left his sorry ass in the lake.
Posted by: Curtis Henderson | Tuesday, August 05, 2008 at 08:10 PM
Hilton's too skinny and I dont trust her. How about Lohan!? It would be like having a Kennedy in the WH.
Posted by: Wahoo Willie | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 07:55 AM
Painfully un-funny, that Hilton girl is. She should probably stick to things she is good at, like using her liver to soak up excess alcohol, or getting stopped at DUI checkpoints.
And at Curtis (or possible Bob sock puppet) - you may kindly go jump in the lake yourself.
Posted by: seekeronos | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 08:18 AM
Hmmm...dimwitted...living off Daddy and grandaddy's name...never done an honest days work in her life...sounds like the perfect GOP candidate.
Posted by: Spartan112 | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 09:47 AM
You must be referring to Ted Kennedy, Spartan, as he fits your profile to a tee. I didn't realize he was a Republican. When did he change his Democratic Party registration?
Posted by: templar knight | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 10:27 AM
That's the way we like it, Cuntis, short and bitter. At least you don't bore us, as do Moe, Totally, Worst, and some of the others with a long diatribe of years-old lies.
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 10:48 AM
You must be referring to Ted Kennedy, Spartan, as he fits your profile to a tee. I didn't realize he was a Republican. When did he change his Democratic Party registration?
I was thinking of W of course...5 minutes listening to both and it's pretty clear that W is the dimwitted one.
Posted by: Spartan112 | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 12:36 PM
Man, when Paris Hilton pwns your standard barer - the obscenely rich daughter of a Hotel mogel who should be pimping the GOP like it is going out of style - you know you're hosed.
See you at the debate, bitches, indeed.
Posted by: IslamoLlama | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 02:47 PM
Moe, you say there will be a debate about Bareass Hilton? Ive been meaning to ask someone like you who stays on top of celebrities, if it may be put that way, is she an actress, a singer, or a dancer?
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 04:41 PM
Moe, you say there will be a debate about Bareass Hilton? Ive been meaning to ask someone like you who stays on top of celebrities, if it may be put that way, is she an actress, a singer, or a dancer?
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 04:42 PM
The Lame "One" says,
"See you at the debate, bitches, indeed."
Well, at least McCain will be there. Barry is another story. Last I saw his handlers have hidden him from any of the proposed one-on-one townhall debates. The loser can't speak intelligently without the teleprompter so they hope to squeeze by with the bare minimum three debates.
The "wait it out" strategy is the script and the puppet master Soros is not going to let "his party" screw-up another POTUS election. The problem is the public is starting to see the real clown boy for what he is and Paris may have more of an impact on this election than anyone would have believed. She is certainly more of an expert at "drilling" than Barry could ever be!
At least if Paris was there McCain could have a more intelligent debate partner, even without the halo over her head!
Posted by: SacTownMan | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 04:57 PM
"--- ... is she an actress, a singer, or a dancer? ---"
A little of all three, I suspect... and for what she is worth, it is only Daddy's money that separates her level of talent from that of a cheap third-rate Jersey City stripper.
As for her not "pimping the GOP", well, I suspect that is because she just might be a member of the Billionaire Liberal's club along with George Soros and Co.
Liberalism is hardly the domain of the poor and non-influential... in fact, many of the well-monied elite GOP'ers tend to be very moderate or even left-centre "Rockefeller Republicans", or RiNOs, just like Sen. McCain.
Posted by: seekeronos | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 05:01 PM
seek, that is not quite fair. "...a cheap third-rate Jersey City stripper." I received a very generous tip once for showing a 3rd-rate NJ stripper some new pole moves.
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 05:24 PM
"-- Last I saw his handlers have hidden him from any of the proposed one-on-one townhall debates. The loser can't speak intelligently without the teleprompter so they hope to squeeze by with the bare minimum three debates. --"
Three is all he'll need. Muhammad Ali didn't need to have a dozen fights with Joe Frazier to prove he was the Champ. And if McCain can perform as well as Frazier did, I'll be suitably shocked.
That said, there's no particular need to have a bunch of town hall meetings when McCain insists on running the sleaziest ad campaign in a generation. What is McCain going to tell his audience that his campaign commercials haven't already? McCain's got no plans or long term policies. His energy position consists of whatever his last campaign donor tells him to think and he may or may not approve of checking tire pressure depending on what time of day you ask him. We all know where he stands on Iraq - we've got to WIN! then stick around for a hundred years to celebrate. And his economic policy consists of more Bush reverse-Robin Hood bail out schemes with no regulation or free market disincentives to balance out the damage.
How many debates does Obama need to put McCain on his rear on any one of those issues?
Posted by: IslamoLlama | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 05:29 PM
Gee, Moe, I'm not so sure. McCain is an experienced campaigner with many winning fights on his record. Your man has won by eliminating the other boxer before he even got into the ring for the fight.
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 06:21 PM
"Gee, Moe, I'm not so sure. McCain is an experienced campaigner with many winning fights on his record. Your man has won by eliminating the other boxer before he even got into the ring for the fight."
Yeah your guy really whipped W's tail good the last time he had a real fight...
Posted by: Spartan112 | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 06:59 PM
OK, Spart, and Obie beat...whom?
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 08:01 PM
"--- OK, Spart, and Obie beat...whom? ---"
I recall reading that Obie didn't even need to step into the ring.
He simply called shenanigans on the most picayune and arbitrary bits of campaign law to disqualify people in his own PRIMARY election - including the Democratic incumbent.
So if DQ-ing your opponents is beating them fair and square, I guess he beat all his Democratic opponents without actually campaigning against them.
http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/atlas_shrugs/2008/07/obama-the-racis.html
http://www.theneweditor.com/index.php?/archives/8076-More-On-Obamas-First-Race-for-Public-Office-in-1996.html
Posted by: seekeronos | Wednesday, August 06, 2008 at 10:38 PM