Bush To Address Russia's Georgia Invasion At 5:15

Michelle Malkin has that and more background, as well.

A press event is scheduled in the Rose Garden, according to USAT and other news outlets.

Comments

[SacTownMan]

Here is a peak into the possible future:

President Obama speaks to the people on the attack on Taiwan today by China;

I have just conferred with my Secretary of State, George Soros, about todays attack on Taiwan, and uh.. George says "don't worry" they'll just get bored and go home anytime now. I have also asked the U.N if it would be okay to talk sternly to the Chinese government and I am waiting for them to get back to me with their instructions. Until then I would encourage the residents of Taiwan to just keep low and avoid any tanks or airplanes. I am "hoping" for a "change" but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you!

As I was able to work out with the President of Iraq last week I have proposed to the Chinese that if we promise to not use any the 2 remaining Army divisions for anything but guarding the American coast from attack they will leave us alone. This is another remarkable accomplishment for me. In just 6 months on the job I have succeeded in losing both the Iraq and Afganistan wars.

After our little failed invasion of Pakistan in which we lost over 100,000 American troops in their nuclear counter-attack I have been able to broker the following peace deals: The new Islamic cliphate that was formed in the aftermath of the Zionist war has now promised to leave America alone for the next 7 years, or until I am impeached. The remaining 20,000 Isreli's that survived the Iranian nuclear sneak attack are being allowed to perform slave labor in the Saudi Oil fields along with the 30,000 American slaves we provided as part of the deal with Chavez to continue to provide us with enough oil to keep the largest American cities going with electricity.

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh!!!!!!!!!!.

I just wokeup from the strangest dream, I actually thought that Barry was president and was giving a news conference

[Alan Minyard]

Putin = Hitler