Obama: People Say He's The Life Of The Party

Because he's flipped a flop or two

Although he might be laughing loud and hardy now

Come November ... he'll be blue

If you take a good look at his face,

you'll see that centrist smile looks out of place,

And if you look closer, it's easy to trace,

the tracks of his tears ...

cue Smokey Robinson and The Miracles video - now there was a class act. The real thing, as opposed to this dime a dance, pandering poseur Obama.

Obama later came close to tears, recalling that Malia told him "it was the best birthday she'd ever had."

Look for the liberal media to really get their man-crush on with Obama over this one. He's so ... so ... reaaallllllll!

Blech! Hard to imagine Jackson actually taking the nuts off this guy. They'd probably have to be re-attached first.

Comments

[SacTownMan]

He has no problem using his kids to make his Arugula eating elitist self seem like the average guy next door.

His handlers market this guy like a freaking MTV video and the braindead moonbats are so damn pathetic they buy this media shit hook line and sinker! The guy has no leadership experience and wants to follow in the socialist goals of his father.

Imagine if the Barry of July was the same far left troll that ran back in the spring. And hey he didn't flip flop Dan he simply "Adusted his position" (or see moonbat talking point #10 "He was taken out of context")

[Fred Beloit]

"...(or see moonbat talking point #10 "He was taken out of context")..."

I'm not so sure about #10 working for this purpose, Sac. Obama doesn't seem to HAVE any "context".

And speaking of things "taken out", Little Green Footballs' Johnson has found another Muzzie photoshop job in the photo of the Iran missles. Four missles seem to be really only three. AP simply accepts any photos it gets even from the crudest propaganda sources. Also see the link he provides to Suitably Flip.

http://littlegreenfootballs.com/weblog/

[Fred Beloit]

Obie should have known that he'd be hung for backing FISA
But how could he have known he'd be denutted by Jackson
Oh how the Kos Kids hate him
Oh how the moonbats loath him
When he says
Don't worry baby
Everything will be alright
Don't worry baby.

[Concerned Citizen]

He's the joke of the party, the DNC.

He's embarrassed that we don't speak French, etc?

Well, I'm embarrassed that he's a candidate for President,
given his racist views, lack of legislative accomplishments,
and zero experience and character.

Obama has never even helped the AA community. He made the slumlords rich in Chicago while
poor Blacks lived in deplorable conditions.

His whole campaign is one big glitzy ad with assorted backdrops and scenes to make him
"look" presidential. At least the German chancellor told him to stop the nonsense.

Obama: shameless panderer

[IslamoLlama]

Man, you guys will bitch about anything won't you?

Dan's Baracknophobia continues. First he's an authoritarian dictator who'll take your guns and rape your white women. Then he's a giant cry-baby pussy. Then he's back to the evil Communist overlord. Now we're back to MSM pet favorite softy.

Meanwhile, we've got - what is this now? 5 of the top 10 articles about the Democratic Candidate. Zero of the top ten about the presumptive Republican nominee. Rally on, brave Conserva-crats! Victory in '08! Cast your vote for Not-Barack and you'll snatch victory from the evil commie-lammo-mussy-wushy-secret-athe-muslim scary black man yet.

[WAHOO WILLIE]

"5 of the top 10 articles about the Democratic Candidate. Zero of the top ten about the presumptive Republican nominee."

So what you're saying is that even you notice the inequality of media coverage of the two candidates. " NYT: Obie tied his shoes all byhimself before he was twelve" " LAT: John who? What?"

[WAHOO WILLIE]

"Man, you guys will bitch about anything won't you?"

Ah yeah, the old "pot vs Kettle" dynamic.

[IslamoLlama]

"-- So what you're saying is that even you notice the inequality of media coverage of the two candidates. --"

Yeah. On Dan Riehl's blog. I don't know if a 5th tier blog at the edge of the wingnut'o'sphere qualifies as "the media", but I'm willing to bend definitions a bit for the sake of argument.

"-- Ah yeah, the old "pot vs Kettle" dynamic. --"

“We have sort of become a nation of whiners,” [former Texas Senator Phil Gramm] said. “You just hear this constant whining, complaining about a loss of competitiveness, America in decline”

Did you just call Phil Gramm black? Racist.

[seekeronos]

"--- 5 of the top 10 articles about the Democratic Candidate. Zero of the top ten about the presumptive Republican nominee. ---"

I think that the Llama was referring to the top 5 most recent posts Dan made being about Obama, as opposed to nothing recently about McCain.

I could be wrong though. :P

That aside, there definitely is a media bias in the MSM toward the Obama-messiah, as they diligently ignore, understate, or even pretty up his gaffes and sweep his arrogance and haughtiness under the rug into a conveniently concealed memory hole.

Where there coverage of McCain is also hiding at as well.

[Totally Heterosexual Conservative]

"And speaking of things "taken out", Little Green Footballs' Johnson has found another Muzzie photoshop job in the photo of the Iran missles. Four missles seem to be really only three. AP simply accepts any photos it gets even from the crudest propaganda sources. Also see the link he provides to Suitably Flip."

Ah, 3 missiles. Not 4. 3 is less than 4. The result of this "news" is one of the following:

(a) Iran's weapons program is overstated; or

(b) Iran's weapons program is understaded.

Time to apply wingnut logic to this problem: this altered photograph, which shows Iran testing 3 missiles, instead of 4, proves that Iran is a bigger threat than we thought. Therefore, we must attack Iran and never talk to them. Also, because Barack Obama thinks that like, it might be financially beneficial for like Americans to talk more than one language and stuff, Obama is a snob who hates America and is probably French. Or a Muslim. Or a communist. Or a black supremecist. Who has no balls. Etc.

Does stupid like this hurt, guys? I imagine a dull throb that never really goes away, but gets a bit worse when you really set out to torture some logic and barf up a real whopper. Ballpark?

[Laura V.]

Nothing Barry says passes the sniff test. There's rarely been a politician I trust less and man, is that saying something. Shameless panderer indeed.

[IslamoLlama]

"-- I think that the Llama was referring to the top 5 most recent posts Dan made being about Obama, as opposed to nothing recently about McCain.

I could be wrong though. :P --"

Nope, you got that right.

"-- Nothing Barry says passes the sniff test. There's rarely been a politician I trust less and man, is that saying something. Shameless panderer indeed. --"

Would that be because he is black, because he's a secret muslim, or because he's got a (D) in front of his name?

Flip-flop, flip-flop, flip-flop
http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/15924.html

[Fred Beloit]

Mr Conservative, the point of my comment, which you left out, was this:
"AP simply accepts any photos it gets even from the crudest propaganda sources."

Do you not think this is a journalistic problem? I do. Uncritically accepting propaganda is a serious problem. It helps make imbecilic progs, like you, for example.

[templar knight]

The guy didn't have a clue, Fred. Sad, really, that someone could be educated but so completely stupid at the same time.

Do you understand Fred's point, now, Totally, or can you still feign ignorance?

[SacTownMan]

Fred / Brother Knight,

It's comical that the THC Abuser could continue to be so completely clueless.

The latest doctored photos show a well known trend in the MSM to simply post anything given to them by questionable sources.

There is absolutly no vetting being done to ensure the truth of the facts behind these photos. It is obvious that one of the launchers didn't fire and the Iranians didn't want the world to see the failure.

The history behind these incidents include the faked Beruit bombing photos, the fake Lebanese ambulance attack and who could forget the staged photo session where the dead babies bodies were being pulled from the rubble over and over.

I really liked the Lebanese lady that was staged in front of different bombed buildings days apart with the caption of her home being destroyed. She must have been quite a slumlord to own all of those different houses.

Dan was instrumental in the outing of the staged Lebanese Ambulance that was supposed to have been hit by those damned Jews rocket fire, with rust formed around the holes and all!

It's amazing that these trolls can constantly blame America for 9/11 being an inside job but not see through their own smoke induced haze to see the real(Riehl) world around them.

[IslamoLlama]

"-- Do you not think this is a journalistic problem? I do. Uncritically accepting propaganda is a serious problem. --"

LOLS!
http://mediamatters.org/static/images/item/fox-20080702-steinberg.jpg

You guys are a fucking riot. Bitching about doctored photos, of all things? Seriously. Classy, guys. I guess you'll be saving your "Freedom of Speech" whinefests for the next time someone wants to hang up 50 foot tall abortion photos. For now, why won't someone save us from the photographs?!

[templar knight]

Sac, right on clue the Lame One chimes in with his mantra, "Bitching about doctored photos...". Undamnbelievable.

Lame One, ONCE AND FOR ALL, we are not bitching about doctored photos, we are bitching about the damn media and it's acceptance of whatever photos given to them by dubious sources, without any questions or vetting.

You're a god damn idiot. I don't know what else to say. Can you even read? Or comprehend?

[IslamoLlama]

"-- Lame One, ONCE AND FOR ALL, we are not bitching about doctored photos, we are bitching about the damn media and it's acceptance of whatever photos given to them by dubious sources, without any questions or vetting. --"

Oh oh oh. I'm sorry. I'd forgotten that FOX wasn't a media outlet and that a lewdly photoshopped picture of a guy's face thrown up on national TV doesn't constitute running dubiously sourced pictures without proper questions or vetting.

This is totally different because... uh... it's totally different!

[AntEater]

Oh noes! More elite media propaganda!

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/07/10/iranian-missile-phot.html

[seekeronos]

"--- Time to apply wingnut logic to this problem: ---"

The logic here, silly proggies, is this:

The MSM will take any photo "evidence" that al-AP or al-Qaeda or al-Jazeera pukes up. Without a regard for the truth.

It is all about the Benjamin$.

[Fred Beloit]

Moe writes: "Oh oh oh. I'm sorry. I'd forgotten that FOX wasn't a media outlet and that a lewdly photoshopped picture of a guy's face thrown up on national TV doesn't constitute running dubiously sourced pictures without proper questions or vetting.
This is totally different because... uh... it's totally different!"

I believe Moe has jumped to a conclusion. He seems to think we would defend Fox News for the stupid caricature photo prank. After all defending the indefensible on the Left is what Llama is all about. But no, Moe, whoever pulled that stunt at Fox News should be fired in my opinion. Although the differences between the two acts are orders of magnitude.

[templar knight]

Lame Idiot, who on this blog said it was ok for Fox to run a distorted photo? Who, dammit, who? I'm including all the media, including Fox.

Are you still having comprehension problems? ALL. That means all. Do you understand the word ALL? No exceptions. Do you understand the term no exception?

[chris]

"we are bitching about the damn media and it's acceptance of whatever photos given to them by dubious sources, without any questions or vetting."

I think you're what Phil Gramm was talking about. Keep up the whining!!

[IslamoLlama]

"-- The MSM will take any photo "evidence" that al-AP or al-Qaeda or al-Jazeera pukes up. Without a regard for the truth. --"

And its a shame that the MSM ran this story, because inside five minutes the entire internet has turned this thing into a joke. Oh the propaganda! Oh the lies! We've been had! Fooled! Tricked! The American Public is no match for CS3 Extended Edition!

I think the real reason the wingnuts are in such a tizzy over this mess is that it makes Iran look that much more feeble and pathetic. Really hard to drum up a war against an army that needs to photoshop its missile tests.

"-- Lame Idiot, who on this blog said it was ok for Fox to run a distorted photo? Who, dammit, who? I'm including all the media, including Fox. --"

LOLS! Liar. You were going off on a wank-fest because of the fourth fake Iranian missile. This has dominated your libtard-hating brain for the last two days without half a thought to the various lies such as "Iran sold Iraq IEDs!" and "Iran has a fully functional nuclear weapons program!" regularly pitched by this administration. You sure as fuck didn't give two flips about FOX And Friends when this issue broke. I'd be shocked if you even knew about it.

Your objection isn't to the MSM, or even to the photoshopped images. Your objection is to the news media not being under the tight control of people you want to hear. And this is fucking laughable, because if you don't want to hear evil, big, scary Iranian propaganda, all you need to do is turn off your TV. There. Presto. You're safe.

The rest of us, unphased by a media that regularly puts forward bullshit and tripe, will make do. And if we really don't like what the news media is putting forward, we too will turn off our TV sets. It's that simple. If lame Iranian propaganda like this is such a threat to your fragile psyche, you should probably watch less TV.

[IslamoLlama]

Chicago Tribune, in the height of irresponsible journalism, puts up a photo expose of doctored images.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/photostore/chi-080710-photo-fakes-photogallery,0,2972551.photogallery

Why is the media so dishonest?!

I particularly like #5, btw.

[templar knight]

Two of the worst whiners ever(Lame-O and chris) in blogosphere history accuse someone of whining.

Oh, the irony!

[templar knight]

"...if you don't want to hear big, scary Iranian propaganda..."

Doesn't bother me at all, dufus. The propaganda effect is for wimpy little bastards like you and chris, who wet their pants every time Iran and the dwarf who runs that place threatens to destroy Israel, the Fifth Fleet, Oman and the entire Persian Gulf. You're trying your best to promote the image of Iran being a regional superpower, in an effort to keep the US and its allies from forcing Iran to give up its nuclear ambitions. You're nothing more than a little propagandist, and for you to feign ignorance of that fact is laughable. You're just another nutroot trying to get your nutroot candidate elected, and whatever disinformation and outright lies you tell are justified in your small mind. Congratulations for being such an outright and complete tool.

[IslamoLlama]

"-- Doesn't bother me at all, dufus. The propaganda effect is for wimpy little bastards like you and chris, who wet their pants every time Iran and the dwarf who runs that place threatens to destroy Israel, the Fifth Fleet, Oman and the entire Persian Gulf. You're trying your best to promote the image of Iran being a regional superpower, in an effort to keep the US and its allies from forcing Iran to give up its nuclear ambitions.--"

*falls out of chair*
What?!

Holy crap, you're completely delusional. Just batshit fucking insane. We're trying to make Iran out to be a BIGGER threat so we DON'T invade? And we do that by adding one piddly cruise missile to a photo shoot?

And all this is to make sure that Iran gets the bomb? Really? And what's the end game here? Are we all secretly planning to get Israel nuked? Because liberals are secretly worshipping... Hitler... oh my god. That's it, isn't it? You honestly believe liberals are all secret Nazis.

You're just insane. That's really all there is to it. Years of right wing paranoia and aluminum foil hat bullshit have sent you over the deep end. And now you're throughly convinced that half the US is conspiring with a Third World nation on the opposite side of the globe in order to conduct mass genocide.

Truly, I have received some scary insight today. Thank you. I think I'm going to go out and buy a gun now, because I don't feel safe living in a world were people like you exist.

[seekeronos]

The moon-god kissing shaggy mountain goat gets it wrong AGAIN.

Here, let us simplify it for your elite brain which after some 1,300 million years of evolving, still seems to be on a level of comprehension with your sea slug ancestors - for your benefit, here is the play-by-play:

Fake pictures: MSM publishes them as the truth without verifying them. I mean, it's not like these fact-checkers have had there parents spend hundred of thousands of dollars to give them the best elite liberal edjamuh-kayshuns, or anything like that.

Some blogger(s) point out the fake fauxtographs.

Many blog readers roll their eyes at the fakery - the fauxtography so easily accepted by the MSM.

Laughs are had by all, except for some doofus liberals who can't accept that their fellow doofuses in arms at the MSM couldn't spot a photoshopped missile if their lives depended upon it.

As usual, the proggies pitch a hissy fit that we don't take everything the MSM puts out for consumption as gospel, and go off the deep end.

BTW, Llama, if you DO choose to buy a gun, at least try not to point the round, metal end with the big hole at yourself or others.

I would hate to think of you accidentally ventilating yourself.

And be sure to join a good hunting club or group.... heck, we just might turn you into a gun-toting, bible-clinging 'neck after all. :)

[dave]

Man, I hate to do this... but my lord saviour Obama told me I needed to be better with languages, and I"m starting with English, to wit:

"Laughing out loud and hardy now"....?

Hardy means tough. HEARTY means with gusto and enjoyment. Black Jacques Shellac didn't pass out the rum to 'me hardies', but to 'me hearties', my jolly merry boys....

Hardy is more like a commercial for an off road SUV or something.

Bon. C'est un fait accompli. J'ai finis. Huh? Attends un moment... sacre bleu, je peux parler Francais! C'est vrai, je parle maintenant en Francais, c'est magnifique!

Obama il est vraiment mon sauveur! Il a dit que j'ai besoin de parler en deux langues et voila, il a vien de passer!

C'est une phenomenon Obamanique!!!!

(movie fans recall the movie with Brendan Fraser and that female devil who gave him the gift of spanish, and he was suddenly speaking spanish. Joyous, free, flowing spanish. this was my inspiration for the previous scene...

[Fred Beloit]

"The rest of us, unphased by a media that regularly puts forward bullshit and tripe, will make do. And if we really don't like what the news media is putting forward, we too will turn off our TV sets. It's that simple. If lame Iranian propaganda like this is such a threat to your fragile psyche, you should probably watch less TV."

Words of wisdom from Islamomoe. No wonder this ape neither knows nor cares what's going on. Moe has inner feelings to go on. This leaves facts, happenings, tricks, almost everything off Moe's radar.