Uh Oh!

Can you say end times, my friends? Romney loses in Iowa and:

The Internets ground to a halt:

Congestion causes text message slowdown

California is being swept into the sea

SAN FRANCISCO — A fierce Pacific storm howled into Northern California on Friday, bringing a treacherous mix of flooding, hurricane-force winds, and blizzard conditions for millions of residents.

The nuclear industry is in tatters:

Video of Sleeping Guards Shakes Nuclear Industry

The stock market has all but crashed.

The market is tanking, allegedly because of the jobs report, with the Dow down 244 and the NASDAQ off 92 (3.5%) at this writing.

And last but certainly not least Britney gets strapped to a gurney and comitted:

We're told Britney is being taken to a local hospital on a "medical hold" -- essentially a mental evaluation. Cops found her earlier this evening at her home under the influence of an "unknown substance."

PLEASE! LEAVE Mitt Romney ALONE!!!

Comments

[Fred Beloit]

Chris Crock, why not? The dems love passion, they love Hollywood, they love emotion and compassion. I wonder if Chris has any good ideas on how to steal money from the stock holders of U.S. corporations or destroy the finest health care system in the world? By heaven I think I've finally got a good idea for my lefty friends: Chris Crockery for President.

[Philip McDaniel]

And, and...like frogs sitting in a pot on the stove, slowly heating, we are all going to boil to death from global warming.
Help!

[Wahoo WIllie Sez:]

"we are all going to boil to death from global warming."

Ah come on Phil. All we have to do is plant some trees and we too can live like AlGore, Edwards, Kennedy, Buffett, et al.

[seekeronos]

Globull Worming!!

Oh noes, mah britches are burning! Mah britches are burning!

[ajacksonian]

Perhaps more of a warning on Huckabee winning? I mean if this is the *first* time, just imagine a *second*...

[el gordo]

Sending Britney to the nutbin is actually long overdue.