Breaking: This Is Horrible News

via Hot Air headlines

CNN appears to be breaking developments of another horrible attack at the San Francisco Zoo.

You'd think these people would have enough sense to just runaway.

Comments

[chris]

It's run away. And watching you do comedy is like watching Laura Bush get behind the wheel after having a few. Tragic...

[templar knight]

Now..now..chris, you have to admit that the photo above could be used in a horror movie. It scared the hell out of me. But funny, nah.

[templar knight]

Damn if Hillary doesn't look like a female version of Jack Nicholson's Joker in the first Batman movie. Wow. Don't you agree, chris?

[BobInStamford]

The Dow slides 300, the Gimp is holding hands with and french-kissing Saudi leaders, and now this...

Actually, Laura looks like the Joker. That creepy medicated smile of hers is pretty disturbing. I wonder what they have her on? I wonder if she dreams of her evil past?

[Capitalist Infidel]

Templar, more like Nicholson in The Shining

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/The_shining_heres_johnny.jpg

[Yoda]

"like watching Laura Bush get behind the wheel after having a few"

Or Ted Kennedy...

[IslamoLlama]

"Now..now..chris, you have to admit that the photo above could be used in a horror movie."

Perhaps in a Comedy. We could entitle it "Republican Biggest Laugh Lines!" and lead in with the always hilarious Dennis Miller. Then follow it up with the comic genius of Rush Limbaugh. Rap it up with the full seasons of "A Half Hour News Hour" and you'll have box office gold!

[Worst President Ever]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

http://www.allreaders.com/rudy_giuliani.asp?autonumber=5

[JustOneMan]

Chris....Or like Obama sleeping with your white wife!!!

[Scrapiron]

JustOneMan, how did you know about that. Chris will have a broken heart to match his brain. But one thing for sure, everyone in Chris's family is lily white, no drugs, drinking, broken marriages or no one in jail. Na, he has some of all of the above, but someone replaced his spinal fluid with piss.

[chris]

Your anguish has left me heartsick. Because its Friday and I feel bad that you don't have a candidate and all I offer the following:

George is not a dried up drunk (Jesus told him to quit) and Laura didn't kill anyone. For a limited time, I will throw in the following: bin Laden is dead, the WMDs are in Syria PLUS you guys won in Iraq.

Feel better?

[Fred Beloit]

Mr christamfordmum, you heartsickness has left me anguished. Let me grant you some things for I feel the pain you feel at the pain we feel over you. Here is my counter offer: Huckabee is a doodle bug. Giuliani answers the phone in inappropriate circumstances, like during a state of the union speech? McCain is neither a conservative nor a liberal. He's a very bullheaded McCain with a sense of humor more developed than his common sense. Romney is a manager with a passion for consensus. A chameleon, if you will. Thompson is a true conservative. Will he be selected by the voters in our party? Who the hell knows.

[Fred Beloit]

Any news on whether that poor child in the photo will recover?

[Perdell Verdant]

I assume the gingerbread house is just out of frame to the right...