My Daughter Got An A In Illegal Immigration

It isn't enough that our students are lagging behind in Math and Science on a Global scale. Or that, in some cases, services including schools and hospitals are being stressed by illegal immigration. Nah! Not to worry, after all, it's just what we should be teaching citizens on the public dime.

Try it legally, Erica Vieyra told her 40 senior Spanish students at Olentangy Liberty High School. Fill out the correct documents, follow the proper steps. And then, after they spent days completing the actual paperwork from the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, she took out her red ink pad and stamped a big, fat DENIED across every request.

Now, she told the students, come illegally. Forge your documents, find a way across the border. Then, research real ads and find a place to live in Columbus. Figure out what it would cost, how to get food. Plan how to survive.

Is your heart breaking, yet? Imagine those kids struggling, before going home to Mom and Dad at night. See, now they really understand the issue. What a wonderful application waste of tax dollars.

"I can't begin to fathom how they can survive here," said Yana Lyon, 17. "Everywhere you turn if you try to become legal or help yourself, there's a roadblock."

For her project, Yana assumed the identity of 28-year-old single mother Margarita Sola, a barmaid in Tijuana, Mexico. Yana had Margarita stay at a Columbus Knights Inn until she found a $7.50-an-hour job at Chipotle. Eventually, she rented a Town Street apartment for $320 a month because it was close to a bus stop. She quickly found a man to marry to gain legal residency.

"These kids will become our leaders, maybe even the people who make the laws," she said. "At the very least, they'll certainly be the people who vote on them. Shouldn't they learn something about it all now?"

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[Techie]

Being as my good friend's wife, who is from Iceland, is having to spend thousands of dollars and months of time to get here legally, the gall of these people is astounding.