Major Clinton Statement Anticipated?

Not from Hillary, from Bill: I did have sex with that woman, Ms. Clinton. Or is that like too much information, even for a Friday afternoon?

Hillary Clinton: I'm not a lesbian

Hillary Clinton has publicly announced that she is not a lesbian.

Hillary Clinton officially declared she's not a lesbian - not that there's anything wrong with that.

Comments

[bloodrage bob]

"never believe anything until it is officially denied" - otto von bismarck (or ludendorff, maybe. one of them old-timey big-mustache prussians, anyway.)

[Terry Gain]

Unfortunately Clinton will say anything to get elected except: "we will not surrender to terrorists".

[dumbblonde]

I'd really rather not have "sex" and "clinton" ever cross my mind at the same time. Ugh.

[Captain Joe]

Only a lesbian could live with a rapist for 35 years.

[Observer]

Parsing the words shows she did not deny bisexual..your mileage may vary

[(posted for Kurfurst O.v.Bismarck, by seekeronos)]

"--- maybe. one of them old-timey big-mustache prussians, anyway... ---"

Ja, und zese mustasches vare _sehr_ fun, und so many liebliche Frauleinen, zey loved them with our pointy Pickelhaube helmets also.

You _Amerikaner Menschen_ schould try ze pointy hats und ze big mustaches, like ze _sehr guter Kaiser Wilhelm II had. Maybe you can be sexy symbolen again, unlike girly-man Brad Pitt, ja?

[seekeronos]

Hmmm. Gonna have to get my Time-U-Lator 3000 (trans-time-space universal translator) recaibrated again... but clearly Otto thinks spiky helmets and big furry mustaches were the cat's meow, eh?

[TheSpartan]

I'm still trying to figure out how this is relevant to anything. Isn't one of the leading GOP candidates a cross-dresser?

[bloodrage bob]

"how's it relevant"?

easy enough.
1) liberal dopes like hillary *say* they're all about teh gays; love 'em to death; etc.
2) yet at crunch time, liberal dopes like hillary lie their asses off to *deny* their obviousness gayness; and make the gayness of **others** into insulting pejoratives. (like when they bravely tried to attack cheney with his daughter's lesbianism.)
3) despite the fact they preach to us that "gayness is wonderful", and "attacking gayness is a Hate Crime." (unless THEY do it, you understand.)
4) thus nicely illustrating the fundamental underlying hypocrisy of liberalism, and their moronic followers.

there ya go. relevancy 101.

[seekeronos]

"---
I'm still trying to figure out how this is relevant to anything. Isn't one of the leading GOP candidates a cross-dresser?
---"

It's like TK and Bismarck said earlier: it's all about the big bushy Kaiser Bill mustaches. If Hitlary doessn't shave her 'stache, or Rudi is sean in the company of furry German sailors, it's a good bet that both of them have teh ghey in spades.

[seekeronos]

oops. "sean" = "seen"

[TheSpartan]

Ok Bloodrage if one isn't gay how is saying you aren't a bad thing?

As for making the "Gayness" of republicans an issue, well it's not the gayness it's the hypocrisy.

You failed relevancy again Bloodrage.

[bloodrage bob]

you neglect to mention hillary at all in your brief little post, spartan - you know, the one about hillary absurdly denying her dykness - and *I* fail relevancy???

good to know you're still rigorously practicing intellectual honesty there, bud. say hi to slender, sober, articulate ted kennedy for me, woncha?

[TheSpartan]

Wait, so she's asked a question and she answers it and somehow this is some sort of absurd denial? You are a moron aren't you?