Great News From Hollywood

h/t Ace. Not just your average bunch of a**holes.

I was in L.A. recently with a group of friends, devouring pommes frites and red wine, when someone blurted out, "You know, Suzanne had this horrible reaction when she had her anus bleached and had to go to the emergency room." Yes, I know, I'm speechless, too (mostly because my mother-in-law will read this). I assumed this ritual was for dealing with a parasite. But no, Suzanne was given the treatment as a gift from the movie star who employed her.....

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[bloodrage bob]

"anus bleaching" is one of those stories ya just really really *want* to comment on, but then find ... you just can't. it's impossible to out-surreal that. and then when they top it off with that whole "it was a gift from her boss" thing .... (exits, muttering to self)