Is there a right to not bear arms? Certainly. One can choose to not own, or carry a firearm, but when a politician does it and in such a silly manner - a starter's pistol - it's both a right and a right stupid decision. The added irony has to do with his stated reasoning.
The shooting he was condemning below took place at what was officially called The Peace Bowl - an amateur athletic event designed to end violence at which there was a fatal shooting. It wasn't accomplished with a starter's pistol, the Peace Bowl didn't bring any peace to Cincinnati and if someone wants to blow a whistle, as Mallory now does, fine - but how about blowing a whistle on empty symbolic gestures by posturing politicians that do nothing to address serious crime? Unfortunately, as that last bit might require someone at least wearing a firearm to accomplish it, Cincinnati residents can rest unassured, as Mayor Mallory obviously isn't up to the task.
CINCINNATI (AP) -- Mayor Mark Mallory is refusing to fire a starter pistol to kickoff an upcoming road race, saying he doesn't like the gun's symbolism in a city that set a record for homicides last year.
Mallory said he'll blow a whistle at Saturday's Rhythm Race 5K instead. A pistol filled with blanks is traditionally used to start races and track meets.
"I think the symbolism is just bad," he said. "It's just something I don't do."
Mallory made the comment Tuesday while condemning last weekend's fatal shooting of a man near a youth football tournament held to promote nonviolence in Cincinnati neighborhoods.


People don't kill customs, whistles do.
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 11:48 AM
If anyone ever says that they hate war more than I do, they better have a knife.
Posted by: docweasel | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 12:09 PM
Good on ya, Mayor Weenie. Make a difference! Dumbass.
Posted by: Phoenix | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 12:27 PM
hey, when ya think about it, *whistles* are really quite loud & shrill & piercing & aggressive & masculine. TOO masculine. they can induce nightmares!
couldn't they start the race with - like - maybe a group hug? or a chorus of 'kumbaya'? something gentle and peaceful like that?
Posted by: bloodrage bob | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 12:32 PM
"Someone's sleeping, Lord, Kumbaya..." and they're off. Could work, bob, though perhaps no more world records would be broken.
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 01:21 PM
Sound like he's been drinking the Kos Kool-Aid.
Posted by: seekeronos | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 01:47 PM
Tell the Mayor to fribble off and get a new starter?
Just an idea.
Posted by: mojo | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 04:34 PM
"couldn't they start the race with - like - maybe a group hug?"
HA HA .....
Fred, my fellow patriot.... Can we invite BB, our fellow hilarious grouch, to join us in a little mud wrestling for fun?
Yours, P, patriot with big titties.
Posted by: Phoenix | Thursday, August 16, 2007 at 07:41 PM
(perks up, possibly roused from late-summer doldrums)
"big titties"??
Posted by: bloodrage bob | Friday, August 17, 2007 at 03:06 PM