This Might Work Out After All
Rusty at Jawa Report informs that a Daily Kos diarist has discovered that Pat Tillman was killed because he was planning to meet with Noam Chomsky upon returning from Iraq. I think it's time for some conspiracy theory compromising. Let's get Franklin Foer to publish that he's nearly certain Scott Thomas Beauchamp offed Tillman, as he was preparing to horn in on Beauchamp's action in the form of being published at TNR. The Left gets their soldier murderer, the Right gets Beauchamp hanged - it's sorta win win if you think about it.
As I said over at Ace's - I thought the EXACT SAME THING not too long ago. Of course I was in a straight jacket at the time after having done 10 hits of potent blotter, a gallon of Ernest and Julio's finest, and a gram of the best Hell's Angel's crank.
I was having a conversation with a 6' tall pink rabbit at the time too.
Posted by: Purple Avenger | Friday, July 27, 2007 at 09:55 PM
Well, if you'd only asked Alice you most almost certainly would have gotten the job. Or the story. Hunh? Oh. Some action.
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 12:39 AM
I'm waiting for Michael Vick's take on why Chimpy Mchitlerburton gave the orders to Herr Karl to shank Pat, and Vick's thoughts on the cruelty of war.
Posted by: daveinboca | Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 07:30 AM
How many others of the Iraq US casualties have been killed by our own troops formed secretly into murder squads (they don't call them squads for nothing)? Kos certainly has fine-tuned his ability to elicit bedlam. Quite a contribution to the blogosphere.
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 10:46 AM
I think Kos is getting creeped by some of the stuff. He asked for it.
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 10:52 AM