Don't think I've ever seen a more dastardly collection of old shampoo bottles and the website explains a lot, too. Video of Edwards claiming he's being SuaveVeted via The Politco. They want to shut him up.
Is John Edwards a Model Mom?
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ha ha. I don't know how you juxtaposed Suave's 99 cents a bottle shampoo with Edwards... Were you humming that old commercial, "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my life..." or something? HE will not be washed out. He's not going......don't you know? Raspberry Kiwi Conditioner can't even soften up his manly stance.
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 12:28 AM
John-boy the Silk Pony has truly flipped his wig, or rather his well-coiffed locks! What a narcissistic autistic solipsistic self-centered pretty boy! Oh yeah, his issues with "poverty" which he studied intensely while earning half a mil working for a sub-prime rip-off mortgage hedge fund!?
How can anyone take Mr. Elizabeth Edwards seriously? If he were a GOP-er, he'd be laughed off the air, the stage, and the campaign trail. But the Dhimmi-crats love him when he calls the GWOT a "bumper sticker."
Posted by: daveinboca | Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 12:51 AM
eeeewwww, gross, i would like NEVerrrrr use, like, "suave" (makes finger quotes) on my HAIRrrrrrr. you know when i, like, when i toss my lovely shimmering hair for the photographers? and it like catches the sun and TOTALLY like reflects it and makes the highlights stand out and make me look like totally *lovely* and *special* and waaay ultrahawt? like that girl? you know? the one in that picture? that that GUY - that olden dude - painted back in, like, ancient days?
you know?
ANYway, i like met catherine zeta-jones the other day and she was like TOTALLY all over me 'cause of my hotness and she like said my hair was SOooo cool and bitchin'! and then we're like talking about politics and movies and our beautiful hair and stuff, and she told me about this treatment she like gets every time she like goes to the salon and it's like this ***realllly*** megabucks thing where they rub these *truffles* (which are like these special kinda mushrooms or something? i think?) into her HAIR and then they squish up this really expensive *CAVIAR!* (which are like these totally grody FISH EGGS!!!)(ewwww!) into her hair, too. and donkey semen too!!! EWWWW!!!!!
but it makes her hair look like SUPER great! so now i'm gonna have it done too!!! it costs like a LOT, but i'll just bill it to the donors! (who are like these stupid people who have this crush on me & give me, like, money to pretend to like them)(i have found i'm RILLLLY good at pretending to like people for money!!!)(LOL!!!)
anyway, gotta run! PIR!!
Posted by: john edwards | Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 04:56 AM
Damn. That was like so groovey and gross like with that donkey semen? Hey, where can I get some? I hope it comes in a bottle cuz don't you know I am like NOT touching a donkey.
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, July 28, 2007 at 10:49 AM
it's the highlight of eeyore's week: christopher robin edwards skips into the pen with the empty shampoo bottle and the tube of sensual lubricant. "c'mon, eeyore! time to make your contribution to my ultrahawt hair!"
and ol' eeyore perks right up!
Posted by: bloodrage bob | Monday, July 30, 2007 at 04:25 AM