Another Reason Why Hillary Won't Run Well

Can you think of a male presidential candidate who hasn't been forced to jog, or windsurf, play golf, etc, almost always designed to show off both health and vitality? Even greasy burger boy Bill was forced to saddle up to the salad bar during some of his fast food campaign stops and took crap from the media if he started looking too pudgy.

There was a hand carved sign used to hang out at the end of the driveway of an old farm house outside Cranbury, NJ - always cracked me up: Free room and board for a fine-ankled woman.

There are two reasons why the image at right is bad for Hillary. 1 She doesn't look healthy and, 2 - cankles. Worst damned case I've ever seen on a public figure too dumb to wear socks, except for Rosie O., perhaps. I don't even have the courage to look in that case.

Frankly, I think America is ready for a female president and were the right one running, I'd vote for her. But she'd need more experience than her husband's resume and one term in the Senate and she'd need ankles. America won't abide an ankle-less President in 08, not in my opinion, anyway.

Comments

[Jamie]

So you're saying the only reason you can't vote for her is her ankles, Sparky? Jeez, this particular blog post is low-brow, even for you.