Except For Jimmy Carter

Better read this: except for Jimmy Carter, of course ... he's their bestest friend. I demand that shadow president Nancy Pelosi immediately head to the Middle East to meet with these folks.

Sheik Ahmad Bahr, acting Speaker of the Palestinian Legislative Council, declared during a Friday sermon at a Sudan mosque that America and Israel will be annihilated and called upon Allah to kill Jews and Americans "to the very Last One". Following are excerpts from the sermon that took place last month, courtesy of MEMRI.

Ahmad Bahr began: "You will be victorious" on the face of this planet. You are the masters of the world on the face of this planet. Yes, [the Koran says that] "you will be victorious," but only "if you are believers." Allah willing, "you will be victorious," while America and Israel will be annihilated. I guarantee you that the power of belief and faith is greater than the power of America and Israel. They are cowards, who are eager for life, while we are eager for death for the sake of Allah. That is why America's nose was rubbed in the mud in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Somalia, and everywhere.

Comments

[Fred Beloit]

Well, Sheik Bahr is a very nice man. I had a couple of beers with him last night. He's just a regular guy trying to keep his audience interested, you know like Alec Baldwin. And, he's getting all the help he could ask for from our pacifist friends who show up here daily. You can tell the Sheik has a lot of respect for pacifists and negotiators. He just wants a chance to talk and present his side of the discussion. Can't knock him for that. It's not like he is rude and insulting like a blog commentor.

[templar knight]

Has anyone ever wondered why none of these Imams has ever been a suicide bomber? You know, what with Muslims wanting to die and all for the sake of Allah, I would think these Imams would be at the front of the line. You know, lead by example, and all.

[Shaykh Yerbouti]

Oh rotten flea infested infidels! Yes, our Muslim brothers will be triumphant so long as they can safely screech from the minarets and hide behind the righteous flowing burhkas of good women and childrens!

The wrath of Allah the All Merciful who will be cranky soon, if the American left doesn't do something to get stinger missiles and tanks from roaming around the holy lands of the Prophet™, (pbuh, saw, swt, etc, etc), shall cast many piles of Sheryl Crow's stinky panties upon your infidel heads!

[Hard Right]

Shaykh, you camel molesting worshippers of the crossdressing prophet shall never conquer the U.S. as long as pork and a woman laughing at your genitals haunts your dreams.

Admit it, you hate pigs because they are cleaner and smell better than you...and your women. You cover your women, but have beauty contests for camels. We are disgusted by this strange form of birth control/animal husbandry.

You will be crushed under the boot of mighty America like a ripe eggplant and tossed onto the trash heap of history like a Commodore 64. Allah be damned!

[Leatherneck]

I bet the State Department gives his group our tax money, and calls him a moderate.

[Zifnab]

"Well, Sheik Bahr is a very nice man. I had a couple of beers with him last night."

It's nice to know they pick their Sheiks like we pick our Presidents.

Still, this struck me as a bit funny:
'America and Israel will be annihilated and called upon Allah to kill Jews and Americans "to the very Last One".'

That the entire United States has now gained "Jew" status in the eyes of some in Palestinian society gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. Here's looking at Jew, kid.

[TomB]

"That the entire United States has now gained "Jew" status in the eyes of some in Palestinian society gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling. Here's looking at Jew, kid."

What do you mean "has now gained"?

Do you think the Palis didn't consider America the enemy until recently?

[Shaykh Yerbouti]

My dear Crusader Knight person,

Little do you know the thousands of scourges we have awaiting for you! How could you mock our innocent camels, who serve our every needs, and are so much more beautiful as any of your chubby infidel womenses like Rosie Al-Donnell, or Al-Gore, or that horned beast that put many sexinesses onto your shaitan leader, Bill Al-Clinton?

Allah, the All-forgiving and Very Stylish Master of Mini-Golf, told our great Prophet (pbuh, etc, etc...) after he blew his holy nose in his hanky of Jihad, that after shaving his bottom according to the great Sharia law of butt-shaving, he was to marry many fine goats and she-camels.

Too bad for you, infidel, that the great Allah, who knows best, and makes the best fondues, that he cursed your wretched country never to behold the beautiful form of a she-camel in heat!

May ten thousand pairs of stinky Sheryl Crow panties be upon your head!

Kindly yours,

Shaykh Yerbouti,
Grand Mufti of Al-Abama

[bloodrage bob]

hey, now! jimmuh carter - the worst president in US history - would *surely* never crap on his own country as he scooted over on his knees to blow each & every arab/palestinian who looked horny!

i mean, not unless there was - y'know - some >>money<< in it for him. or a chance to rag on the joooos.

[Hard Right]

Shaykh, I think you want to wear Sheryl's undies. You keep talking about them.

[templar knight]

Ah, Shaykh Yerbouti, you forget about the surprise we had for you at the Crusader Castle, when we made you scream for jumper cables rather than the Sheryl Crow underwear. Or when you begged for waterboarding instead of Hillary speaking in her black voice.

Yes, we know the tortures well, and if you are not careful, and God willing, fall into our hands again, we are likely to force you to copulate with Rosie of the O'Donnell clan. Or worse, we shall violate all the Geneva conventions and NOT provide a razor for the shaving of the butt hairs.

[Fred Beloit]

A lot of comedic talent here, Dan.