Ziffy Lube Fund Raiser

Many of you may know liberal commenter Zifnab. He sent me an email asking if I could link this for him. Apparently his parents are struggling, what with college costs and keeping the basement stocked up on Doritos and pizza for him. But, well, they are a little embarassed in revealing the details. So they came up with this instead. Remember, every dollar you donate helps to get a liberal kid through college and out of his parents basement.

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BEDFORD - It's hard out there for a dominatrix.

Give til it hurts, Ziffy Lube certainly does when it comes to entertainment around here! ; )

Comments

[templar knight]

Zifnab is a whore, huh, Dan? Hell, I knew that all along. It's probably how he is working his way throught college, and just think about his experiences with our economic system. I'm so proud of him, and with that 3.8 GPA, he's bound to go far.

Hmm...I guess this calls for another trip to the attic. I think I'll donate him all the proceeds of the sale of my son's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle paraphenalia. That should be just about enough.

[Kelvin]

But who's going to support poor ole Fred?

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/04/11/thompson.cancer/

McCain will be trounced worse than Dole.

[Zifnab]

I got my own thread! Score!!

[Phoenix]

"Give til it hurts."

ha ha ha hahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Hurts who, Dan?

Quickly, lovey, get your suitcase and I'll produce the moolah......

(I think I wet my pants..)

[Phoenix]

Hey, Kelvin,

Who gives a rat's ass about Fred? This is so about Zifnab's needs.

[Phoenix]

I got my own thread! Score!!

Posted by: Zifnab |

That's because you're the only one of Riehl's Rogues who has a permanent speculum in his mouth.

[Zifnab]

"But who's going to support poor ole Fred?"

Wait, Dan told us all specifically that anyone with cancer needs to STFU about it, especially if they don't support the Iraq war. Then I've heard from multiple other sources that cancer is just a pitty ploy to get more money and votes.

Also, I hope Thompson gets well. He's, like, my third favorite character on my second favorite version of Law & Order. I'd hate to see him go.

[Fred Beloit]

I always thought Zifnab, Inc. might be a business. I just got the business wrong.

[Cindi]

I got my own thread! Score!!

Posted by: Zifnab | Wednesday, April 11, 2007 at 11:11 AM

Stick with us Zif, you'll be a brand spanking new in no time ;)

[St.Phoenix]

Score!!

Posted by: Zifnab | Wednesday, April 11, 2007 at 11:11 AM

So, Zif......... are you telling us a secret here? Did you get some pussy last night? It does help with all that mind-numbing studying you must be doing for your medical degree.

[Zifnab]

Anatomy is a science best studied hands-on.

[Dan Riehl]

best studied hands-on

Wow, Zif - you got laid last night and you can still sit at the PC today? You must be a real man. ha ha ha

[Zifnab]

http://www.xkcd.com/c196.html

[bloodrage bob]

one way you could hepp yore pore struggling parents, zifster, would be to...you know....to double up on classes and graduate sooner. saving mom & dad rent, food, etc. money.

instead of being here alla time with your inexhaustible, suspiciously handy supply of hyperlinks.

i'm just SAYIN', is all.

[St.Phoenix]

BB,

Zif is unavailable at the moment. He's basking in the afterglow. :)

[bloodrage bob]

phoenix? is that you? all RIGHT!! the beatification gig came through, huh? that must be SO great for you: you can get in all the clubs; special parking spaces; cure the sick & heal the wounded, blah blah blah.

anyway. look, about that whole "cure the sick" thing. i've got (this is a little embarrassing, but you being a saint & all, it should be ok, right?) i've got this RASH, see. it seems to be an allergic reaction to a 'bargain clearout' birth control thingie my girlfriend picked up at 'big lots'. it was made in uzbekistan, if that helps. it's really realy itchy, and now it seems to be morphing into these really painful little PUSTules, you know?

ANYway, it's all over my groin and torso - she's an energetic gal - and i was wondering if maybe you could look, and maybe take a crack at curing it for me...

hello? st. phoenix? anyone?

[templar knight]

So Ziffy is now famous. He got laid and he got his own thread on Dan's blog. Just goes to show that anything is possible in America.

And all your liberal buddies are going to be jealous, Zif. That's how they are. Not a single one of them has congratulated you.

[Digger]

All procedes will be equally divided among all legal and illegal residents of the United States. That's the Democrat and Socialist way.

[St.Phoenix]

BB,

hahahhahahahahahahahaahaaa

oops. Not befitting Saint Phoenix to be busting a gut......

Okay. That rash. Yes, I have dealt with such but mostly they were the kind where the skin falls off. Is your skin still intact? Just itchy, correct? Why, I think I can do a most productive laying-on of hands and cure you right up. Even if I can't cure you, I can make you forget about it for a bit. No charge. I'm a saint, after all...... May I suggest a hit of Xanax for your mate to keep the swelling down..

[Hard Right]

Zif got laid? That dog must have been seriously drunk. Hey zif, am I right to guess the dog was black with not a speck of white?

[bloodrage bob]

actually, st. phoenix, no offense but i was thinking more like an OINTMENT of some kind? something i could rub into the oozing pustules to help the pain & itch?

it's just that i've got a date tonight, see, and i'm pretty sure she's gonna wanna get 'bobbed', and, well...

i know, i know: i could (finger quotes) 'be there for *her*'. women ALWAYS suggest that. but then what'd be in it for ME? and since the whole point of the excercise is MY pleasure, well....ooh! ooh! maybe i could wear one of them magic-wiggly-finger condoms; then *turn it inside out* to hog all the pleasure for myself!

hel..hello? st. phoenix?? anyone???