Missile Defense

Two shots, two kills. If only the Democrats had their way, this never would have happened. As the strongest nation in the world, it's our obligation to be defenseless against our enemies. Just ask any of the Democrats currently running for President.

Comments

[Hard Right]

But Dan, the leftist Union of Concerned (mostly not) Scientists said it will never work. This is just another moon landing/9-11 fake by the bushitler regime!

[seekeronos]

Yah! It's Bush's fault that I nearly peed myself when reading HR's reply! Bad President! Now go to your room!

[Zifnab]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A700-2004Dec15.html
http://www.defenselink.mil/news/Jan2000/n01202000_20001203.html
http://www.ucsusa.org/news/press_release/national-missile-defense-system-test-fails-again.html

I guess fourth? fifth? twentith time is the charm? Horray! Now, on a clear day, with a few months of prep-time, given that we know a missle has been launched and where it is headed, we can occationally knock it down with one of our own. Hundreds of Billions of dollars and over two decades later and we've got a pair of successful deployments of the missle system under ideal circumstances. That's time and money well spent.

Now, if Al Qaida ever tries to fly a plane into us and that plane just also happens to be an ICBM, we'll be safe. Brilliant!

Fuck port security. Fuck airline security. Fuck the po-lice. What we need is a missle shield.

[seekeronos]

Ziffer's plan for an adequate anti-missile defense involves a bunch of hippies having a "Save the Paramecium" rally...

The collective body funk of 12,150 stinking hippies who have not washed thier bottoms nor wiped themselvessince Sheryl Crow issued her fatwa against good hygiene would surely deflect even the stoutest missiles!

And as a back up, they would all drink the bong water in hopes that they catch a final buzz before the nukes hit.

[templar knight]

Somebody must have pooped on Ziffy's enchilada, as he's off the wall tonight. Why would we need port or airline security, when there is no border security? What's one without the other? And the po-lice, yeah, we know how much the liberals love the po-lice. And the Border Patrol. And the military.

[Leatherneck]

BZO, or die.

Translation for all you civilian pucks out there is as follows: Battle site zero. Your weapon is able to engage a target between zero, and three hundred yards without changing the elevation, or windage. In this case it would be three thousand yards.

Great work Military, and thank you for being very smart. The greatest military in the world, and I am Leatherneck the Greatest of All Barbaric Christian Infidels in the world! Ho Rah!

[seekeronos]

/salute to all the Leathernecks.

Thanks for standing in the gap for us all.

[Leatherneck]

That is very kind of you seekeronos.

[Hard Right]

Yeah Zif! We should have given up after one or two tries when trying to fly.
We should have given up after a few lost battles to the Japanese and the Germans.
We should have given up on on alternative sources of energy when the earliest versions were proven to be crap.
We should have given up on setteling the Americas the second a few people died.
We should have given up trying to go into space when the first few rockets failed.

Zif, thanks for showing what guttless, whiny, miserable, little bitches you lefties are. This country was built IN SPITE of ball-less wonders like you.