McKinney Weighs In On Imus Firing

Disgraced loser and former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney was reached for comment on the recent firing of CBS DJ Don Imus:

What do you think of the nappy headed ho controversy Ms. McKinney?

"I told you, I was defending myself," said McKinney. "He only touched me because I'm an attractive Black woman."

Evidently McKinney was still referring to a Capitol Policeman and was unaware of the Imus / Rutgers kerfluffle. The former Congresswoman is currently distracted by defending herself against assault and battery charges from the Duke Math club. The club is alleged to have hired her for a night of dancing, but the evening got out of hand. The Math Club alleges she beat the hell out of all of them. "I told those boys, ain't no one doing no Euclidean Geometry on my ass for anything less than a Benjamin," said McKinney.

Funny how the news all comes together in the end. It's such a glorious circle jerk, after all.

Happy Weekend!

Comments

[BobInStamford]

Speaking of ugly women, anyone take a look at what that patriot Wolofowitz is about to lose his cushy job over??

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070413/ap_on_bi_ge/world_bank_flap

You cons are studies in poor judgement. Surge on!!!

[templar knight]

Humor, hell, Dan, you mean horror!

[Zifnab]

"Disgraced loser and former Congresswoman Cynthia McKinney was reached for comment on the recent firing of CBS DJ Don Imus"

If she's so disgraced and such a loser, why on earth are you posting about her, Dan? I mean, while we're asking the opinions of people who are totally irrelevant from the Houston Area, let's ask my favorite former Congressman Tom DeLay!

"Remember Trent Lott’s ill-fated tribute to Sen. Strom Thurmond or Rush Limbaugh’s criticism of Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb? This is the political strategy of the Left—unite to destroy.
...
That’s why I am calling on conservatives to use the available media (radio talk shows, blogs, letters to the editor) to protest and demand that Rosie O’Donnell be kicked off The View. Where are the demonstrations in front of ABC? Where are the boycott threats for The View’s advertisers, or its parent company, Disney? Who is holding Barbara Walters accountable for Rosie’s offenses? We can fight like the Left, too. If Don Imus falls to the pleas of political correctness, we’re taking Rosie O’Donnell down with him."

Where are those rallies in front of ABC, Dan? Hey, you're not doing anything important with your free time. Get out there! Tom is waiting for you!

[templar knight]

Ziffy, you really need to get out more. You know, go to a bar, have a beer or two, get with a lady, I preferred Mexican girls myself, and have some fun. You spend too much time on Dan's blog.

[Captain Joe]

Talk about nappy hair.

[Gary Maxwell]

Did she really call herself "attractive"? I knew some of her views are kinda far out but man the ho is delusional.

[southdakotaboy]

I thought we were done with that wicked witch of the south. Quick someone throw some water on her.

[K]

Well composed satire no matter what your politics.

[Phoenix]

"Disgraced loser..."

Stop it! I'm crying here... hahahaha... Jaysus, Dan,..just pile it on with 'DISGRACED' loser. I mean, plain old 'loser' would do.

annnnnnh!

[Phoenix]

What's a 'Benjamin'?

[LOL]

im glad dan finally gets to stereotype black women. Good show Dan, every joke met the grossest stereotype imaginable. And you were just posting a tsk-tsk to Tbogg?

[Buzzy]

"I told those boys, ain't no one doing no Euclidean Geometry on my ass for anything less than a Benjamin," said McKinney."

OMG, Dan you owe me a new keyboard for that line.

Phoenix.. Benjamin = $5 bill.

[Phoenix]

ooooooooooooooooh..... it's even funnier now.....

Thanks, Buzzy..... HA. HA. HA.

[Darth Malice]

How ugly.....yikes!

[gahrie]

"Phoenix.. Benjamin = $5 bill."

Uhm..no...Benjamin = $100 bill.

Lincoln is on the $5, Ben Franklin is on the $100.

[Phoenix]

Well, fer shure we can't be spankin' her black ass with Abe.

Ben had the electric touch..... she's into that tech-stuff beating..

crap... I won't be able to sleep now....hahaha

[Hard Right]

Uhhhh TK, I don't think Zif likes women...or men. Farm animals however...

Speaking of farm animals, is that why he defended McKinney?

[Buzzy]

That's what I get for drive by posting on the way to bed, Ben is indeed a "C note". A "fiver" did seem fitting though.

[vetter]

Why did u add the picture of BobbiinStamford to this post?

[Purple Avenger]

That's Bob's squeeze - he likes'em crazy.

[BobInStamford]

Interestingly, this gap-toothed ho doesn't like Imus either

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/04/14/rice-imus.ap/index.html

Shouldn't she be out shoe shopping or something??

[bloodrage bob]

"disgraced, profoundly stupid former congressho cynthia mckinney demonstrated once again her supreme ignorance, when asked for a comment on the don imus flap. after angrily making nonsensical remarks that proved she knew nothing of the affair that's dominated all world media for the last week, mckinney, (D., Ghettoville), blamed it all on a sinister conspiracy.

"it's all the jews' fault!!", she (once again) whined."

[Phoenix]

That's what I get for drive by posting on the way to bed, Ben is indeed a "C note". A "fiver" did seem fitting though.

Posted by: Buzzy

ha ha ha... Not again.............. hahaaha "A 'fiver' did seem fitting though." ohmygod... I can't tell you how disappointed I was to find it was not five bucks for that ass-whippin'.

(D., Ghettoville)........... I had to type that ten times ...I'm laughing so hard...... I luv de innernet... makes me laff.

'...drive-by posting...' Ha.Ha.Ha.

[vetter]

Come on Knobby, BiS, et alia, defend ur girl!

[Althor]

Quote: "I told you, I was defending myself," said McKinney. "He only touched me because I'm an attractive Black woman." Evidently McKinney was still referring to a Capitol Policeman.

Are you sure about that? She may have been referring to horny old goat Chicago Elementary school Principal Leroy Coleman!

Now, you have to admit that the police-slapping, foul mouthed, ex-Congresswoman is not really a "nappy headed ho"...she's more of a "Brillo pad headed ho."

As a matter of fact I hear she's presently doing cleanser commercials as the "Brillo pad headed ho" black cleaning lady sidekick to bald Mr. Clean. With her in it, imagine what a caustic gig that is!

LOL!

Althor :)