Crow Changing "Leaving" Lyric

Yes, for her new Saving the Earth Tour, earth princess du jour Sheryl Crow has re-worked the chorus to Leaving Las Vegas:

Not wiping my anus
I'm so green
Palm's dirty, but heck
I'll bathe on Saturday night
Not wiping my anus
Leavin' it, I'm green, for Gore
Not wiping my anus
Not wiping for Gore

Used to be I could drive up to
Barstow for the night
Find some crossroad trucker
To demonstrate his might
But these days it seems
Don't want my stanky ass
Cuz I'm not wiping my anus today

Not wiping my anus
I'm so green
Palm's dirty, but heck
I'll bathe on Saturday night
Not wiping my anus
Leavin' it, I'm green, for Gore
Not wiping my anus

Not wiping my anus

Oh, and now she's, in essence, all for going green by wiping your snot on your sleeve. Yeech! I'm starting to think this gal has a thing for bodily fluids. Must be the flouride in the water from that Karl Rove.

Comments

[BelchSpeak]

Don’t shake this woman’s hand. It will be sticky and smell like ass crack. And don’t sit in the first three rows of one of her concerts- When she strums her guitar, she is actually raining E-Coli speckled flakes of poo on the crowd. And if you see Sheryl come down with a sudden case of Pink Eye, you will know that she is following her own advice.

You know, I do lots of thinking in the bathroom too. I’m thinking I won’t be buying any records from crazy vegan big-headed bitches any time soon.

[Capitalist Infidel]

I'm curious what these intellectual nitwits would say if you told them that CO2 FOLLOWS the warming of the planet which of course proves that CO2 can not be a contributor to global warming?

[Zifnab]

We've found Dan's new Al Gore! Horray!

And speaking of bleeding heart liberals...

'History will be made today when Copperas Cove resident Bill Thomas and his wife, Georgia, present President George W. Bush with a Purple Heart at the Oval Office.

Thomas said he and his wife came up with the unprecedented idea to present the president with the Purple Heart over breakfast one morning a few months ago as they discussed the verbal attacks, both foreign and domestic, the commander in chief has withstood during his time in office.

"We feel like emotional wounds and scars are as hard to carry as physical wounds," Thomas said.'

http://www.kdhnews.com/news/story.aspx?id=15367

Awe. Maybe they could attach it to a bandaid.

[JD]

"...Sheryl Crow has re-worked the chorus..."

Not for nuttin' Danny....but those were the verses that were reworked on the post...not the chorus.

[Legalize]

OMGz that evil, seditious, treasonous, traitorous Harry Reid has inflitrated the minds of out tr00pz!!!!11on13

http://www.tpmcafe.com/blog/electioncentral/2007/apr/23/a_soldier_in_iraq_says_war_cant_be_won_his_comrades_call_it_our_vietnam

I can the barking, yet heroic winger heads exploding as we speak. I can't wait for the courageous Fightn' Cheeto Division to condemn these views and blame it on the VT killer, who was coddled by commie English teachers - or something.

[Dan Riehl]

Not for nuttin'

For nothing, its' one chorus and one verse. But, like, who cares??

[warrenb]

it's Amateur kareoke hour at Dan's apartment.

[ConserView]

ROTFLMFAO!!

[Captain Joe]

Rosie Re Sheryl Crow's asswipe idea.."Have you seen my ass"
http://www.tmz.com/2007/04/23/rosie-to-sheryl-crow-have-you-seen-my-ass/

[Captain Joe]

Wonder how long before her bus gets T.P.'d.

[Phoenix]

Wonder how long before her bus gets T.P.'d.

I'm in.

hahaha.....

[jolari]

Wasn't that TP thing meant as a joke?

[Phoenix]

Joke or not, Cheryl Crow will forever be known as The One-Sheet Biatch. TOO funny!!

I hope instead of holding up lighters at her next concert, the crowd holds up one sheet of Charmin.