Yeah, I know, flew - but somehow it didn't sound right. John Conyers is said to be looking into the implications for possible impeachment proceedings. Cheney responded by inviting him on a hunting trip.
(CBS) CHICAGO A bird appears to have flown into and damaged the engine of Vice President Dick Cheney's plane as it arrived in Chicago Friday morning.
As of noon, mechanics were inspecting the plane to see if repairs are necessary and if the plane can return to Washington. The plane landed safely, and no one was hurt.
Cheney arrived in Chicago to speak to a conservative think tank at the Ritz-Carlton.
In the speech, the vice president delivered a scathing report card on the Democrat-controlled Congress that marks its important 100-day milestone this weekend.


Democrat attack pigeon?
Posted by: Buzzy | Friday, April 13, 2007 at 03:12 PM
The PuffHo lunatics will be out in full force on this one.
Posted by: ConserView | Friday, April 13, 2007 at 03:33 PM
Nope. A Blue-Jay. Doh!
Posted by: Hard Right | Friday, April 13, 2007 at 03:34 PM
Tehn again, pigeons are flying rats. Democrats are two legged, land bound rats. Maybe you are right Buzzy.
Posted by: Hard Right | Friday, April 13, 2007 at 03:35 PM
This is all part of the vast leftwing conspiracy to kill and or silence Republicans. The Dems have huge training camps where they train killer pigeons, homicidal hampsters and psycho penguins. Look it up people! Google it! That's all I'm saying, just google it.
Posted by: southdakotaboy | Friday, April 13, 2007 at 04:06 PM
That bird was a martyr.
Posted by: BobInStamford | Friday, April 13, 2007 at 05:38 PM
Hmm...typical Democratic bird brain. Now brain dead. Need I continue?
Posted by: templar knight | Friday, April 13, 2007 at 06:18 PM
Fox had this on the crawler. The last bit said, "No word about the state of the bird."
haw haw... er... caw caw... Yeah, like there'd be any bird left?
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, April 13, 2007 at 10:15 PM
Rahgt, Phoenix, the crow's the thing. That's all they have left to hunt around Stamford, CT. The Dems up ahr dun over-hunted all the pahrtridge. (The tree huggers over-protect the deer so all the folks get Lahm disease.) So th'all got to hunt crow. Then they rustle it up and eat of it.
Posted by: Fred Beloit | Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 12:54 PM
Fred,
Mayhap sumday, we'll git the privlige to pass them some Ripple wine to go wit dat crow. Cheers! Hope to see you here.
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, April 14, 2007 at 03:12 PM