As I Said

Bony-assed.

"I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote.

"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."

"Early stages of development"? What, is she traveling around alternating between one sheet and three and measuring success based upon how many berries she's carrying? No wonder Rove didn't want her to touch him - she's more than just a bony assed skank, now she's a stanky one, too. And the politically correct Crow might want to consult the Koran. The Imams are sure to call her proposal Islamophobic.

Do Muslims Shave Their Arse? The Dingleberry Chronicles

h/t to Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities for this Tim Worstall post, which basically asks the question - Did the prisoners at Abu Ghraib shave their butt holes in keeping with Muslim tradition. Perhaps some background wouldn't hurt at this point.

From Ask the Imam we learn this:

Q: Do we have to shave scrotum? What exactly is 'hind parts' that we have to shave?

A: One has to shave the scrotum. By hind parts is meant the circle around the anus, as faeces could get attached to any hair present there.

Far be it from me to impart wisdom to an Imam, but as I understand it, the feces particles in question are more properly termed dingle berries. In attempting to discern whether or not the Muslim community suffers from a dingle berry problem, perhaps through some general laxness in compliance with fundamentalist teachings, I sought the advice of noted Muslim Arseologist Dr. Hadha Badwon Hangeen.

Jules Crittenden has more Crow funny, but I don't know if he is ready to eat it anytime soon.

Comments

[Zifnab]

Wow. Props for complete non-sequiter. I guess Dan is trying to save on bandwidth by compressing as many jacklopes into a single post as possible. Maybe he's just doing his own part to protect the environment.

[Dan Riehl]

You mean non-sequitur and you should look it up before blathering on Ziffy Lube. See absurdism.

Why are college kids so damned dumb today I wonder?

[Zifnab]

I bow to your skilled use of teh dictionary.

[Dan Riehl]

dictionary

I forgot, you're a Liberal - being correct doesn't matter, there are no standards, bad is good. That's what allows you to embrace Amerian hating terrorists and all that ....

[Kelvin]

Such angry at nice ladies who play guitar. Don't you rednecks have a war to lose? Get back to it!

[Althor]

Quote: "One has to shave the scrotum. By hind parts is meant the circle around the anus, as faeces could get attached to any hair present there."

As homophobic as Muslims are, I can just picture your average pious Muslim man hoding his cheeks open and poiting his butt-hole at the barber! What a sight! Or the barber gently handling the flaps of his scrotum as he pulls it tight and carefully shaves it! My God is that gay or what???

LOL!

Althor :)

[Legalize]

"Such angry at nice ladies who play guitar. Don't you rednecks have a war to lose? Get back to it!"

Shhh. They don't want to talk about icky things like that. Sheryl Crow is a much more pressing issue, as is John Edwards' haircut.

[Captain Joe]

No wonder Lance dumped this stanky skank. He got tired of the stench.

[Althor]

Quote: Don't you rednecks have a war to lose? Get back to it!

Posted by: Kelvin | Monday, April 23, 2007 at 11:26 AM

Kelvin, only a deluded lefty, liberal, democrat asshole would presume that the best trained and equipped modern army in the world can lose to a bunch of loosers with soiled diapers wrapped around their heads!

Just as with Vietnam, if we do cut-and-run and lose in Iraq, it is not because our military couldn't win, but because yellow bellied, effeminate, pacifist, traitors, like you, have made it so, and forced us to retreat!

Every casualty is a precious life lost! Bur for all you defeatists "whine" about the American casualties in Iraq in five years of fighting, they have been less than the casualties we suffered in just one day during WWII when we fought for a blasted piece of barren rock by the name of Iwo Jima, won, and placed our flag proudly on it!

What those men, as well as our soldiers in Iraq have, that you and your "Defeatocrats" lack is resolve and "cojones"! But what else can you expect of the Party of Nancy Pelosi and all things "gay"???

Althor

[Kelvin]

"it is not because our military couldn't win, but because yellow bellied, effeminate, pacifist, traitors, like you, have made it so, and forced us to retreat!"

4 years and no end in sight. You idiots are running out of excuses. Now get back to losing your war, 'looser'.

[seekeronos]

Add Kelvie-kins to the dumb college kid list.

Or maybe she is just a "loser" who believes everything she sees on YouTube and CNN?

[Kelvin]

Go write a letter to the Corinthians, kook.

[Zifnab]

"I forgot, you're a Liberal - being correct doesn't matter, there are no standards, bad is good. That's what allows you to embrace Amerian hating terrorists and all that ...."

That's great. Now tell us again why we should pardon Scooter Libby and how Gonzales is at the center of a partisan witch hunt.

[Althor]

I am a staunch supporter of our Republic, our Constitution, and a firm believer in our representative democratic government with its checks and balances.

I never thought that I would live to see the day when I would utter such words, but with what is going on in Washington with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and the Democrat traitors trying to put in place a "Shadow Government," and trying to set up their own "Foreign Policy" and negotiate our surrender with our enemies in defiance of the State Department's Official Foreign Policy, the policies of the President and his Administration, in blatant betrayal of our troops dying in the battlefield and of our country; and "Al-Qaeda" Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (pun intended), emboldening our enemies by telling them that "the war is lost" while working feverishly to achieve that defeat at any cost - even that of undermining our troops and deny them the very bullets to fight with for their survival, to thus achieve our total and humiliating defeat in Iraq at the expense of our brave young men and women in the battlefield; I wonder how long it will be before our military, remembering their oath to defend us against all enemies foreign and "DOMESTIC", will be forced for the sake of our own survival to step in, round-up all these traitorous Democratic Congressmen and Senators, and line them up before a Military Tribunal to judge them for their treason!!!

God help us that it may never get to that, but something's gotta give.

Althor

[Althor]

If Sheryl "Dingleberry" Crow really wants to save a mini-Amazonian forest worth of paper, all she has to do is tell her fellow left-wing nuts and liberal activists to stop passing all those flyers and pamphlets of Marxist, anarchist, and anti-social propaganda in our colleges and universities, and to stop making all those cardboard signs and banners with which they protest the "Cause Célèbre Du Jour" every day, and well nigh leave toilet paper alone!

Might help as well if in passing she tells her Democrat career bureaucrat friends in Washington to stop generating the needless mountains of papers they generate with their wasteful and redundant bureaucracy. Democrat bureaucrats may not use toilet paper to conserve, but they sure leave quite a paper trail!

Althor

[templar knight]

I would like someone to tell me who is going to be the toilet paper policeperson, how toilet paper is leading to global warming, and why anyone would want to pay any attention to someone as obviously stupid as Sheryl Crow. She needs to go back into the bathroom, take a big...and I mean big....as it is obviously backed up into her brain...shit. And use more than one square, darling. Be kind to the rest of us who will have to smell you.

[ConserView]

Dan, what would you do without these moonbats that (as opposed to "who") provide you with such rich material.

[ConserView]

"moonbats"
Maybe we should change it to "moon-crows" if you catch my drift.

[Captain Joe]

What's that smell? It that why those Hippies smelled so bad?

[Althor]

"By their 'dingleberries' thou shalt know them..."