So, let's see. He's six foot something, in pink drag with a Jackie Kennedy hat, bobbing up and down from his heels to his tiptoes like the fluff girl on the set of America's Greatest Gangbangs, straining to get into a good camera shot. But, man did he ever show George Bush.
Unfreakin-believeable ... he thinks he "won."
If you could buy morons like this with ribbons on, the entire fruit basket industry would go down the drain.
And don't miss the female dwarf with the John Denver bangs to his right coaching him to try and get a better framing.
That Valerie sure has some mouth, though. I'll give her that.
Did Valerie Plame ever do porn before she was "outed"?
Posted by: JammieWearingFool | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 09:47 PM
Psst - this is porn she's doing now Jammie. lol
Posted by: Dan Riehl | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:04 PM
"the fluff girl on the set of America's Greatest Gangbangs, straining to get into a good camera shot."
Spoken like a true connoisseur...
Posted by: scarshapedstar | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:09 PM
HA HA HA HA HA ........... I'm crying.
Let's don't even try to save this country. Let's give ourselves to Canada.
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:19 PM
Creepy, that tranny in the Jackie-O costume.
Posted by: seekeronos | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:20 PM
Congrats for getting on TV Rob K.
Posted by: Hard Right | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:26 PM
She needs to get Kerry to hook her up with some botox. Her years are showing.
Posted by: Purple Avenger | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:28 PM
I find Dan's posts a good barometer of the nutter world...the loonier his posts are, the more serious the problems afoot.
Thus, Dan calling Valerie Plame a whore and a prostitute is strong evidence that the nutters need some better instructions from command central...
He would have done better to stick to the 'good news' on Iraq and denouncing polar bears and global warming.
Posted by: yyy | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:29 PM
"I find Dan's posts a good barometer of the nutter world..."
Says the moron who believes the flying Imams and the terrorists as Gitmo.
Posted by: Hard Right | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:32 PM
You've shown yourself impervious to facts or logic so, from you, 'moron' is the best praise I could hope for.
Posted by: yyy | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:36 PM
Speaking of nuts and global warming:
http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2007/03/global-warming-trek-begins-with.html
Moonbats on the march.
Posted by: JammieWearingFool | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:47 PM
What I want to know is how in the world the panel members kept straight faces.
Plame probably thought she did a great job and was going down in history as credible and smart and just fine.
Wait until she sees this. hahahahhahahahaha.
What a perfect example of a way to waste a ten-mile long bitch-thread filled with name-calling and insults about this stupid non-affair.
oh, Halelujah, praise be,.. our guvmint officials got a takedown by a tranny.
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:50 PM
Oh, fie on global warming. No such thing except from the hot air emanating from the libs on this blog. They know global warming is a joke, so they're going to make it true right here in the riehl world by huffing and puffing and blowing the cons down. Only we keep getting back up laughing.
Damn boring. Pass the Polar Bear vodka. It's deep in snow, ice, and sleet where I am.
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 10:55 PM
"They know global warming is a joke, so they're going to make it true right here in the riehl world by huffing and puffing and blowing the cons down. Only we keep getting back up laughing."
Wait. Is today a "global warming flat-out doesn't exist" day or a "global warming exists but is caused by the sun and/or cows and/or trees" day? I think you've got your talking points confused. Did you lose your one-time pad?
Posted by: scarshapedstar | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 11:20 PM
What talking points, Scar? I don't use them. Perhaps you have me mixed up with someone else.
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, March 16, 2007 at 11:45 PM
Phoenix, he means what he was told to say by the Gorical so he wouldn't have to think. If he tried to think for himself he might die from the strain.
Posted by: Hard Right | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 12:21 AM
I'm ready for spring, the elevation where I live is something around 1800 feet, I'm tired of the cold weather, I'm not scared of global warming, or polar bears for that matter(I have a .338 Win. Mag), and did I say I'm ready for warmer weather.
Posted by: templar knight | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 12:34 AM
.338 WM? Niiiiice. Me? I have a few 91/30s, a 24/47 and a few other rifles. Well, I'm off to build a few AK-47s.
Posted by: Hard Right | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 12:47 AM
Why is it that the site of a large man in a pink Kennedy costume makes Hard Right and Templar think about their guns? Violent homocidal rage? Or Freudian metaphor? We report, you decide.
I wonder if that guy knows Jeff Gannon?
Posted by: Zifnab | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 12:50 AM
I think Dan looks great in pink
Posted by: bryce | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 01:04 AM
Well so do you , just lacking some brains.
you were ranting and dissin me country on the holloway shiznizz, guess it is no longer in your spotlight?
Posted by: hemaworstje | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 01:14 AM
Nah, if you had read my post, Ziffy, it was the mention of polar bears that made me think about my rifle, not some queer in a pink dress. That just made me laugh. yyy mentioned the polar bears.
Posted by: templar knight | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 01:15 AM
Hey Ziffy, if I had a desire to shoot men that wear dresses you lefties on this board would be in big trouble.
Here's a quote that seems to apply to you.
Freud : Fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexuality and emotional maturity.
Posted by: Hard Right | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 01:25 AM
Me loves me weapons. Keeps the local moonbats' inner tendencies to suppress my rights in check.
Posted by: seekeronos | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 03:22 AM
You seem to forget this woman who worked in secret for our Government was outed by a bunch of loud mouthed draft dodging thugs.
Her career was ruined and how many may have died by her outing?Valerie is a wonderful human being,compared to those thugs.
You Sir,are a P----,Plain and simple.Simple too!
Posted by: MaryAnne | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 06:37 AM
dan keep plugging along, never mind vivi
Posted by: silkworth | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 07:01 AM
maryanne is STILL around?????????
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Posted by: silkworth | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 07:06 AM
I'm thinking Plame was hired for her looks, Mata Hari style, because they can't seriously claim she had something intellectually to offer the Intelligence service of the world's most powerful nation, can they?
Posted by: Aussie | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 08:00 AM
But seriously, if that is what is defending the free world
God help us all!
Posted by: Aussie | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 08:04 AM
"That Valerie sure has some mouth, though. I'll give her that"
My god you're a pathetic little man aren't you Dan. Lucky for you you'll never get a chance to say it to her face.
Posted by: TheSpartan | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 08:09 AM
obviously an elaborate scheme by Karl Rove as part of the secret campaign of moonbat-ization of the Democratic Party.......being waged in D.C., N.Y., Illinois, N.H., yeeeEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHhhhhhhhhh
8-~
Posted by: Columbo | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 08:28 AM
So,Americans-
You are ashamed of Bush, yet you support this Marie Antoinette?
Perhaps you lack sufficient Princesses? One can see the benefits they have provided Europe of course... Then you will truly be French as you aspire!
Posted by: Aussie | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 08:59 AM
"My god you're a pathetic little man aren't you Dan. Lucky for you you'll never get a chance to say it to her face."
Come on, now. Dan needs our support getting over the -er um- unpleasantness he suffered in middle school, and well high school, and of course most of college, and continuting on into middle age.
Posted by: Legalize | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 11:59 AM
"So,Americans-
You are ashamed of Bush, yet you support this Marie Antoinette?
Perhaps you lack sufficient Princesses? One can see the benefits they have provided Europe of course... Then you will truly be French as you aspire!"
Just a little advice - try taking the mittens off BEFORE you type.
Posted by: Legalize | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 12:01 PM
perhaps plame could do her famous "suck the golf ball through the garden hose" trick to entertain the senators. she'd have kennedy's undivided attention, anyway, assuming he wasn't off in the cloakroom chugging a fifth.
the suction tricks and dildo insertions would certainly distract their attention away from the uncomfortable fact that she wasn't....you know....wasn't a covert agent. that she was just another cubicle jockey at just another government agency. odd she's forgotten to mention that...
maybe her brawny friend jackie could remind her.
Posted by: bloodrage bob | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 12:30 PM
If Valarie Plame is a Princess, doesn't she deserve a pony?
Find that pony! Surge on!
Posted by: Zifnab | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 12:32 PM
Legalize, anyone commenting here has mittens on. It's not like we get to duke it out. Sticks and stones, you know.
Posted by: templar knight | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 03:00 PM
You're a sick f*** bloodrage. Nice handle - do you dress up in camos, too?
Plame was covert, General Hayden, who actually runs the CIA, agreed to that fact: During her employment at the CIA, Ms. Wilson was undercover. Her employment status with the CIA was classified information, prohibited from disclosure under Executive Order 12958.
At the time of the publication of Robert Novak's column on July 14, 2003, Ms. Wilson's CIA employment status was covert. This was classified information.
But of course, when push comes to shove, you don't really believe in supporting the troops. Any time you have to pick between the troops and the Bush Administration, you choose Bush. Out a CIA agent - OK with us. Cut vets benfits - sure, OK by Bush, OK by us. It goes on and on.
Posted by: Jon G | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 03:49 PM
Seriously, though. Doesn't that guy kinda look like Will Ferrell?
Posted by: Zifnab | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 03:53 PM
Dan needs our support getting over the -er um- unpleasantness he suffered in middle school, and well high school, and of course most of college, and continuting on into middle age.
Posted by: Legalize
What are you saying here, Legalize? That Dan has never had the pleasure of a blowjob? How would you know?
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 05:50 PM
you can see it in his tightly furoughed brow. Those of us that have had the pleasure of fellatio look much more relaxed, I point to Bill Clinton as a perfect example.
Posted by: TheSpartan | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 05:59 PM
From "About Dan":
"After a short time as a freelance writer and employee of a mid-sized weekly newspaper, I went on to apply my writing skills in business through employment as a marketing and sales manager for a Fortune 100 corporation."
Shall we continue? Lets!:
"...but now I just shuffle along with my 5th rate, ugly little blog that gets a few bored surfers everyday, so they can witness my genius...take this for example:
"That Valerie sure has some mouth, though. I'll give her that."
Definite Fortune 100 stuff, Dan...keep up the incisive commentary.
Posted by: DanInPink | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 06:40 PM
Oh, piffle, Spart. You know damn well a furoughed brow is a sign you're getting it. There is no way I will believe you can keep your brow relaxed just before you scream for your mama. man...the intensity.... ooh yeah. :)
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 07:18 PM
Besides, I want Legalize to answer. He's a lawyer and knows better than to make charges he cannot back up.
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 07:20 PM
Poor widdle pwincess Pwame. The big bad puddy tat say nasty things...
When is the Oprah prime time special? The made-for-TV movie 'based on a true story'? The perfume and 'CIA Barbie' doll?
Don't you just love the 21st Century?
Posted by: Aussie | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 10:45 PM
Hey a great name for a new perfume: 'Covert'!
'For when you're in deep cover...'
Posted by: Aussie | Saturday, March 17, 2007 at 10:49 PM
I don't know about you Phoenix, but when your Mom finishes me off I'm pretty relaxed. The woman could suck start a Harley.
Posted by: TheSpartan | Sunday, March 18, 2007 at 12:10 AM
My mother died in September. She was barely able to suck through a straw for the last year. So, I guess it must have been a couple of years ago? Back when you were ten?
Where's Legalize? I want him to answer my question about how he knows Dan has never been fellated.
Posted by: Phoenix | Sunday, March 18, 2007 at 01:57 PM
The "my mother died last fall" routine, you were more than willing to bring my mom into so I don't feel all that bad about it if it's true.
Posted by: TheSpartan | Sunday, March 18, 2007 at 02:08 PM
Spartan,
The phrase, "call out for Mama" or "scream for your mama" is a cliche for liking something so much you lose it. It's not an insult. Like,...."She was so hot she had me cryin' for my mama before she was done." Pure funny sex talk. Did you not see my smiley face?
Yes, my mother died September 22nd. What you said was just one of those kick-ass insults anyone says for effect.
Man, I wish you all would stop with the horrible personal attacks.
Posted by: Phoenix | Sunday, March 18, 2007 at 08:06 PM