Zawahiri Hires Amanda Marcotte

Okay, maybe it wasn't Marcotte, just one of the unidentified KosKidz. The guy certainly seems to be reading the Left wing blogs.

The latest taped statement from al Qaeda is an unusually personal attack on President Bush, in which al Qaeda's No. 2 in command, Ayman al Zawahiri, denounces Bush as "an alcoholic, liar and gambler with an addictive personality."

Rusty has video and transcripts of Zawahiri's latest message. I'm waiting for a better translation to see if he actually announced for President on the Democrat ticket. His Q score with the Left will be through the roof after this.

Meanwhile, Jules links the latest on Iran. For a minute there I thought I remembered a time when it was an act of war to facilitate attcks on our troops, but it must have been a dream.

Update: Nate Beeler has a new cartoon up at The Examiner re Iran.

Comments

[Rob Kaufman]

Seems I need to make a further apology, I was mistaken when I claimed templar knight's parents are first cousins, more research into the matter has led me to conclude that his parents are in fact also his aunt and uncle. I am sorry for anyone hurt by my previous incorrect statement. Again I will try my best to not make fun of his lunacy in the future, but I must admit he does make it difficult not to point it out.

[templar knight]

Rob, you need to apologize to Mother Gaia, or Jesus, or Mohammed, or the wicked witch of the West, or whoever, for using up the Earth's good oxygen. You truly are a useless human being. I really feel sorry for you.

But, on the bright side, you still have a chance to make something of yourself. You can enter the military, and they will not only give you a bonus, but will pay for your college, when and if you ever graduate from high school or get your GED. There is still hope, even for you, Rob. So, get off your ass, get off your computer, get off the welfare, get up, and get after it.

[Rob Kaufman]

Sorry templar, no matter how much you continue your lunacy I am not going to point out how stupid your rantings are. Thank you for playing the game and don't forget to send your wife/sister her Valentine. Just remember though that even though I will not call attention to your stupidity I will be ROFLMAOBMGRMS at virtually each and every nonsensical post you make. Please never stop posting because the laughter you bring to my life is very appreciated.

[templar knight]

I see you didn't like my idea, Rob, but perhaps one or two of your sock puppets would like to respond in "your" place, Robert. And you're not laughing, Robby, you're saying the same thing over and over. Please don't post again unless you have something more sensible to say than "nyah...nyah...nyah...nyah...nyah!

And what is your wierd obsession with the relative jokes, Rob, I mean, Artie, or is it......well, one never knows who you will be next, Bob, or Rob, or whoever. And, I take it you are going to continue to sit on your ass and do nothing. Typical liberal, always depending on us productive conservatives to bail your ass out.

[legaleagle]

Ahh, yet another sophisticated Republican analysis of Democratic political dynamics: "appeasement, surrender, treason, defeatism, bias, cut-and-run, Bush Derangement Syndrome, partisan, and political correctness. This site probably proivdes more entertainment bang for the buck than any other on the reactionary blogosphere, just to see Riehl get his teeth kicked down his throat every single time.

Oh yeah, and did everyone witness the performance by the Simpering Imbecile at this morning's press conference? I know it's nothing especially new, but watching his half-human grunting fills me with a sense of renewed incredulity every time. The man is borderline retarded, and seeing that half-witted grin on his face every time he tries to form a coherent sentence is not only a brutally painful and embarassing spectacle, but a national humiliation, a demonstration that the executive branch of the U.S. government is being run by the village idiot. I remember a few years ago when a Canadian cabinet member called him a moron; everone knew it was not only comically true, but uniquely so. There is sinply no other president in living memory that causes every human being with the tiniest brain to cringe in disgust every time he opens his stupid, gaping hole.