Women Who Fart

Are you feminine and flatulent? A regular Fem-Fartale? Then you won't want to miss Oprah today as Dr. Oz discusses life's most embarrassing questions, even those for the fairer, albeit farting sex.

Tune in and meet a part-time fashion model, often referred to as tutti fruiti, or stinky by her friends. Hmmm, I'm thinking there just might be a discount on any designer garment stinky has had the misfortune opportunity to wear.

No question is too awkward, no bodily mystery will go unexplored. There's even an enlightening man on the street segment discussing the sculpting of the turd.

And here I sit wasting my time talking politics on a silly blog, totally unaware of the fascinating content from which a media empire might be born.

Come on, tell me you don't want to know the mysteries of your inner life, such as why poop is brown.

"If you don't have any bile, your poop will turn white. What makes the poop brown is the bile. It's what allows your body to surround fats and absorb them healthily. It's like the soap of our intestines. It hatches to be green. So as it gets metabolized through the bowel, it turns brown."

What could be the cause of red poop? "If you've got red poop, a lot of times that's because you've had beets or red Jell-O," Dr. Oz says.

I wonder, were they filming after breakfast in NYC today?

Why does poop smell?

You might want to light a match because Dr. Oz has something to tell you: The origin of poop's odor is sulfur, which smells like a rotten egg.

Many foods contain sulfur. "Eggs are one of them. Cheese—there's a reason they say, 'Don't cut the cheese,'" Dr. Oz says.

You've come a long way from The Color Purple, Oprah ... I have to give you that.

Comments

[Phoenix]

They didn't address 'fart-smiling'. I can't believe it.

Fart-smiling is when you smile at how rank one of your own farts is. Usually you do this alone as it is considered declasse to do it in front of company. Like, next time you're at a stop light... look around. If the guy alone in the car next to you is smiling and is not fiddlng with the radio and both his hands are on the steering wheel, and he's not talking on a cell phone... but he's smiling? He just farted. He's thinking, "Hot damn, that was a mother."

Fart Pride: Start a movement.

[Cindi]

WOW, what a week to be a woman. First Nancy Pelosi and now farting? We sure as hell have come a long way?

[Phoenix]

Cindi,

Notice the article was *not* about women farting. Dan just stuck that title on there to get back at us for reneging on our Best Blog Awards night's promised blow jobs. He is such a pussy.

[John Q]

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[Bill]

To me, a woman in high heels who farts is one of the sexiest things I can think of. I have no idea why, but it's a huge turn on. Too bad there isn't a site where you could meet a woman like that.

[Berrry Planky]

cool

[Gaz]

What the f***?????!!!!!!