Breaking News: Blogger Swift Is Dead
It's a sad day. The author of JonSwift at blogspot is dead. I wanted to do an extended obituary. Unfortunately, even with my Google skills ... I just couldn't come up with much of anything he's accomplished in life. At least we can take some solace in knowing he probably enjoyed a life of quiet desperation.
I'd link him ... but, what's the point? His stuff wasn't really all that good when he was alive.


RIP
Posted by: Darth Malice | Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 04:57 PM
Huh?
Posted by: agent bedhead | Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 05:27 PM
Exactly.
Posted by: Dan Riehl | Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 05:31 PM
"His stuff wasn't really all that good when he was alive."
Darling, your stuff stinks and you are brain dead.
Posted by: zsa zsa the whore | Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 08:41 PM
/slaps zsa zsa
Posted by: docweasel | Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 09:04 PM
Jon Swift is a great satirical writer. His blog and Amazon book reviews are hilarious. I know if you keep writing Dan you'll eventually get up to his level. (You should link to the post of his you refer to so people know what the hell you are talking about. You know the one about Michael Ledeen? It's a fantastic read!)
Posted by: ApplePie | Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 09:18 PM
May the Force be with him.
Posted by: hobo | Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 11:55 PM
And you too, Dan.
Posted by: hobo | Sunday, January 14, 2007 at 11:56 PM
It's not your Google skills, buddy. It's your writing skills.
Jon Swift does brilliant satire. You can barely write a complete sentence.
Posted by: Oregonian | Monday, January 15, 2007 at 12:40 AM