Ace seems to think it'll be someone's. If not, it should be. Here's an interesting bit of real world underground warfare.
More than a mile below the Earth's surface, South African police are waging a battle against a new breed of pirate: wildcat gold miners who live underground for months at a time in unused mine shafts, smuggling out ore worth millions and defending their turf with homemade grenades and booby traps.


"Attack of the Mole Men"
Posted by: mojo | Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 11:19 AM
Dirt pirates of South Africa, Aaarrgh. Does a parrot serve in the same capacity if you're in a mine?
Posted by: Buzzy | Tuesday, December 05, 2006 at 03:41 PM