I'll never forget the day a college History prof, of all people, told me to be careful - "when you scratch a Liberal, you get a fascist", said he. My observations of things political over many years has, in all too many cases, confirmed that thought.
Like I always say, you just can't trust Liberals with America's future.
What do you get when you scratch an independent thinker?
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:15 PM
Oh! That took.
Goody. :}
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:16 PM
I'm headed off in person to the Mac fix-it place in my closest hippie town. Phone talk doesn't work. The guys were very cool and said, "sure, no problem", "oh, that'll be fine...great.". Then I had to call back and a lactivist lesbian answered. She was very rude. So I am dressed up as a Friend of Trees and am going in person for a face-to-face with the Lactivist.
Hmmm. I should take my truck instead of my 350Z. I don't reckon a Friend of Trees would approve of that car. Image is everything. I did put on a leather neckband but took it off. There might be a PETA member in there with his Birkenstocks painted in high-gloss enamel.
Speaking of image.... no one knows what I'm talking about....
So, what do you get when you scratch a MAC person?
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, December 01, 2006 at 12:26 PM
what do you get when you scratch a MAC person?
Purring, I suspect. LOL
Posted by: Dan Riehl | Friday, December 01, 2006 at 01:22 PM
Or maybe a little moan. :}
I got a new keyboard and a mouse with two balls! ! Yay! And the lactivist was very nice after I was very nice. She was dressed up nicely and her great big titties were ensconced in a 18-Hour bra as opposed to swinging loosely with the southward-aimed nipples poking through a tattered t-shirt. I liked her a bunch after I got over her bitchiness and when she lit up a cigarette amidst all the fabulous APPLE gear. The geeks were all out mountain climbing. I might get the new iMAC with the Intel chip. It has TV on it!! So I can watch TV while I prowl around in the new TIGER that I will have with the new machine. Next one is LEOPARD. Don't you LUV how MAC names their systems after felines?
ooh..yeah... Purrr is right... :}
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, December 01, 2006 at 03:35 PM
"I'm headed off in person to the Mac fix-it place..."
Come on over to the dark side.
Posted by: Purple Avenger | Friday, December 01, 2006 at 03:54 PM
don't be too hard on them lezzies. i feel certain, that i, too, am a lesbian. trapped in a man's body.
on the other hand, i don't have a mac yet.... so maybe there's hope. also, what IS IT with lezzies and the lpga? there's maybe 2 hot golferettes outta the whole bunch, but man! attending any lpga tour stop nowadays is like falling into a lillith fair nightmare. wtf?
Posted by: larry | Friday, December 01, 2006 at 04:23 PM
hahahaha....
Larry, you don't happen to have a tampon on you, do ya?
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, December 01, 2006 at 09:10 PM
PA,
What? Is MAC the dark side you ref? I will only use a MAC. If it's the 'dark side', I'll let my fingers do the walking and love what they touch.
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, December 01, 2006 at 09:12 PM
jaimie, I hear she has but hasn't named him to a House committee yet.
Posted by: Buzzy | Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 12:36 AM
Mac's are cool... but when they break, they break in very unpleasant ways.
Linux on the other hand, can be a pain to get up and running, but once its up, it is nearly unsinkable outside of gross user negligence. And if said user is not running as root, then he has only hosed his user account. :)
Windows is just a plain ... a necessary and ugly evil.
Posted by: seekeronos | Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 12:39 AM
Well. My MAC didn't exactly break. It just stood me up. And I was good to the root and never hosed anything untoward. I just don't understand this geek talk.
Posted by: Phoenix | Saturday, December 02, 2006 at 01:16 AM