I Knew It: Clooney Is A Total Loser

Fame, good looks, plenty of green ... and the stupid Liberal bassturd still slept with pigs. L-o-o-o-o-o-ser! And they say politics makes for strange bedfellows.

Speaking of pigs ... Ace links a divorce letter - adult text. But funny as hell.

George Clooney has lost his bed partner after his pet pig died recently.

Potbellied pig Max, who had lived with Clooney at his Hollywood Hills home for 18 years, would often sleep in the actor's bed.

According to The Sun, Clooney first got Max when he was living with actress Kelly Preston, but demanded that he keep the pig when the pair split.

Comments

[griffin]

There's not a better looking man on the planet than George Clooney!! Yum Yum

[Phoenix]

Dan,

I'm white, and by most accounts pretty. I'm young.

If I go hide, will you come find me?

[Dan Riehl]

will you come find me?

In that order? Heh!

[Phoenix]

I just slipped into something not there. I'm ready or not.

Oh wait..you have to put my picture up... ha.ha.ha.

ooh...think we'd get some attention if we live-blogged the FINDING?

[Phoenix]

Hey! Jaime, what a way to dry up a hot wet dream. Don't be so vicious.

I'll tell you what. Forget Dan. YOU come find me. I'll be happy to help you lose your virginity.

And you'll get to holler: "Ready or not! HERE I COME!"

And then I'll have your baby. (That's my secret desire.) :}

[Dan Riehl]

That's my secret desire.)

I may have to ban you to save you. LOL Given Jamie's obsession, I'm starting to wonder how many young girls have disappeared in his neighborhood. He seems a little fixated to me.

[Phoenix]

This is the second time I've offered myself up to Mr. Jaime. It's also the second time he's disappeared.

Hmmm. Do I get some kind of award?

I'm back hiding, Dan. Can you come find me to give me my award. :}

[Dan Riehl]

my award. :}

Women - it's alway something. Fine. How bout a "standing" ovation?

LOL

[glenn reynolds]

Um, ew. I thought you guys were supposed to be civil or something?