Bryan James Hathaway: Road Kill Romeo

It's getting so a fella can't go out cruisin for a little venison. I heard he really goes for wimmens with that doe-ish quality.

NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court.

Comments

[Rhod]

Sexual gratification with an animal is a misdemeanor in Wisconsin? What a wealth of material this presents.

[Phoenix]

Nice seque from one Twilight Zone to another Twilight Zone....... jaysus!

'..but it's perfectly fine to have piece with a carcass...' .....or was that 'peace'....

Where am I? Ground Control ? ?

[Carolus Aderat]

I don't see anything wrong with screwing a dead deer myself, but I didn't know about the horse. Can he only have sex with dead animals? Did he really just find the carcass, or did he kill the deer for his own gratification? How was he found out & who reported him? Was he humping the deer bareassed beside the highway? Was it a doe or a buck? I wonder if that's discussed in "Psychopathia Sexualis." I'm interested in hearing the punch line to this story. He looks like a cute guy, but he might be one sick puppy.

[Amy Kimball Stoddard]

Maybe this guy should move to Denmark......having sex with animals has been legal in Denmark since 1930. Our Ethics Committee has just confirmed today that it is still ethically okay, as long as the animal doesn´t suffer. But they want to weed out animal porn. WHAT A SICK WORLD !!! Don´t call them dumb Danes for nothing.