Okay, maybe he didn't flush it quite so much as he thrust it in the john. And his loyal paralegal of eight years was in there to give him a hand, or she was the "facility" in question. I hope the guy wasn't married. But I wonder if we'd be reading his name if he weren't a prosecutor? They don't reveal his name and the poor guy didn't even make the Jumbo tron.
A Thurston County senior deputy prosecutor who was ejected from Qwest Field Sunday after employees said he was having sex in a bathroom told his boss he was just using the facilities.
King County Sheriff's Sgt. John Urquhart said two female employees told off-duty sheriff's deputies and Seattle police officers who were working security at the stadium during the Seahawks game that a man and woman were having sex in a bathroom stall.
"We didn't see them having sex but they were clearly in the same stall," Urquhart said of the couple, who told deputies they work together in the Thurston County Prosecuting Attorney's Office.
The man, a 39-year-old attorney, "had been drinking and was argumentative" with deputies, he said. Arrested for obstructing and trespassing, the man was interviewed and released, Urquhart said, explaining that it is "against the law for him to be in a women's restroom."
Oh my. Dan made a pejorative statement about women. All hail, MacDan..... the witches will be after you...
It was clever about thrusting in the john. But I am real offended by the babe being used as the 'facility'.
This must mean you are a homo erectus. I'm tellin'....
Posted by: Phoenix | Friday, October 27, 2006 at 12:24 AM